Add Poop to the Game

[Faravidus]

(Serious suggestion pls, Mods don't delete)

Today I was pooping and I thought, hmm, why isn't there pooping in my favorite Online game, Haven & Hearth? This is an unexplored pooportunity:

As an example, Terraria has Pooping, there are even Toilets of different materials there, (Stone, Gold, etc) that you can Poop on. When you eat something on a toilet you get a Poop item. Haven could do a similar thing, with Toilet Furniture, and even a Poop Shed that let's you Poop more efficiently (depending on Quality of the Shed, of course).

-There could be Poop curios, Quality based on the PSY of the person taking a shit, and Quality of the Food they ate most recently
-Pooping could reduce Travel Weariness and decrease Study Time (Feeling inspired from Pooping, Poop feels, we've all had it )
-Dumping a load could release a Gas that makes others nauseous (Side effect of Poop abusing too much)
-Poo on a claim to leave scents (uh oh, stinky! Considered a Crime of Vandalism)
-Track the Poop vandal to his home and Poo on his claim in return (Poop Vengeance )

There are many potential advantages of adding Poop to Haven, let's hear you guys thoughts on this matter.

[DonVelD]

last time i talked about shid i got warned by megajanitor noneck nocock, be warned!

[Zentetsuken]

I'm here for poop sheds

+1

[caz]

Diarrhea moats

[yym331]

In long-term PvP scenarios, you need to defecate during combat.
(a Game I used to play called SCUM, I once pooped during a shootout)

[DonVelD]

bump