Giant Stone Dongs

[Leonon]

With the introduction of Mansions many people are being overwhelmed by the boulders they produce, therefor I am suggesting something to do with them.

It's basically a giant stone penis. You start the construction and it requires 1 stone and X boulders (however many boulders that would make sense for how big it is). Boulders are dumped straight into the building sign and don't have to be chipped to stones first. The finished construction will have a small number of hitpoints but would never be damaged by decay, so any that are built can be removed easily but would never go away unless someone removed it.

What do you think?

[sabinati]

sounds great

[Cajoes]

Would it not make more sense to carve them from boulders like we do runestones/querns right now?

Edit addendum: Ugh, nevermind, reading comprehension failure.

[Neyvn]

My mind must be bleeping out some dirty things I read. I read Dogs. And I was thinking that would be cool. Kinda like stone Gargoyles and stuff. Then I re-read...

Sigh, Can we leave that kinda creations to Jorb alone please...

[Pacho]

This idea is neat, but for us more decorative types, how about stone statues? no authority radius or anything, just regular statues carved out of a single boulder.

[Leonon]

This idea is neat, but for us more decorative types, how about stone statues? no authority radius or anything, just regular statues carved out of a single boulder.

We could have Little Stone Dongs too, but I'm suggesting massive, polylithic, cyclopean dongs.

Sigh, Can we leave that kinda creations to Jorb alone please...

It would be Jorb creating it.



But seriously, we need more things to do with all this stone other than make more mansions. Have you seen noFace's claim? He has a fence made of runestones. While I don't actually expect them to put in Giant Stone Dongs, statues or some other massive stone constructions would be nice.

[Manson]

It would come in two sizes: Loftar and Jorb.

[RaptorJedi]

But seriously, we need more things to do with all this stone other than make more mansions. Have you seen noFace's claim? He has a fence made of runestones.

Or dumping them at RoB. The number has dropped a bit, but when I visit to check the market, I've noticed quite a few boulders left at RoB.

[theTrav]

But seriously, we need more things to do with all this stone other than make more mansions. Have you seen noFace's claim? He has a fence made of runestones.

Or dumping them at RoB. The number has dropped a bit, but when I visit to check the market, I've noticed quite a few boulders left at RoB.

Where do you think the fence came from?

I've also got a thread about letting lawspeakers & chieftans delete stuff from village radius by spending multimedia

[jazman]

Or make them into various chess pieces for my secret giant chess board. It be much more effective then the people I hire. Apparently I have to "Feed" them