Holiday Celebration
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Re: Holiday Celebration
by sabinati » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:27 am
well sodom already celebrated a holiday
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Re: Holiday Celebration
by bitza » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:51 am
Danno wrote:He'd probably give everyone a large, penis-shaped present with colourful wrapping and bows. What could be inside?! We'd open it up to find our characters knee deep in coal.
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Re: Holiday Celebration
by Sever » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:51 am
bitza wrote:Danno wrote:He'd probably give everyone a large, penis-shaped present with colourful wrapping and bows. What could be inside?! We'd open it up to find our characters knee deep in cocks.
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You missed a spot.
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Re: Holiday Celebration
by Cajoes » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:21 pm
Yule Goat.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
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Re: Holiday Celebration
by cgbnab » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:05 pm
Cajoes wrote:Yule Goat.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
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Cajoes wrote:It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
I would like to volunteer to play the role of the Yule Goat.
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