how bout a club?

[kaka]

This could only come with seals.

Indeed. Seal Cub Clubbing Club is the only name fit for this.

[theTrav]

How much does entry to this club cost?

Is there a dress code?

[Humbaz]

I, aha asume, Sir this is not a gentlemens club, is it aha? If said "club" is none i shall not join hiya so neither should aha anyone with decent mannors. Instead i suggest a club where we can sit in huge armchairs together with Brandy and huge ciggars, hiya.

post scriptum: If Brandy is not available we might ask her sister.