The New Maps: Unto A Good Land

[Delamore]

Because I'm sure harping on about something lame is not as bad as wanting to fuck some animal in a diaper.

Child-like animals in shit-filled diapers. Classy.

Another classic goon thing, dodging

Fuck have a read of my post you dog fucker.

[Raephire]

Sure I'll prove you wrong.
There are multiple goons living on their own, farming.
All it takes is one goon to not fit into your stupid mold and your whole argument falls to bits, how can you claim to "care about the game world" when one goon insulted your terrible diaper fetish ingame and you threatened to destroy 3 goon cities.
Fuck can you even find a crime leading back to Gooncastle that isn't something stupid like opened a body at the RoB? No you can't because people in Gooncastle don't commit crimes.
You spend so long looking for a reason to hate goons, I'll give you the same argument of "one did something bad thus all are bad":
Some furries fuck animals, actual animals like dogs so therefore all furries fuck animals so you must be an animal fucker.

Welcome to being a goon.

You make a strong point. Unfortunately unlike the typical goon, for which there are a few exceptions, in the furry community people who actually rape animals (yes it's rape) are the exception.

Still, I see your point, I'll leave you all be.

[Spiff]

Actual players care about the game world and give a shit about the gameplay. They build up their characters to be able to play and function the way they wish to, they dont spam alts, they dont do things to fuck with game mechanics "just because" They dont block brodgar with walls, or set claims on them, They dont make a massive colony of thieves who arent skilled enough to avoid detection or defend themselves and then throw a DAMIR when they are raided.

My only character is a nice guy with no black skills. I sit and make tea for my internet friends all day. I have built up my character to be able to play and function the way I wish to, as have most, if not all goons.

We don't fuck with game mechanics just 'cuz, we fuck with game mechanics because this game is in alpha and we're *supposed* to break things. That is the point of an alpha. To find problems. We aren't a massive colony of thieves, we're mostly a good bunch of goons sitting around making silk and steel.

That said, before goons arrived, nobody had bothered to test thievery. Which is an intended part of gameplay. Which needed to be tested. Don't get pissed because we're "playing" (actually testing) this game and you're not.

you'd behave within the games guidelines and mechanics without being jackasses.

The point is not the behave within the game guidelines and mechanics in an alpha. The point is to *break* the game's guidelines and mechanics such that they can be fixed. If nobody breaks them in the alpha, they will be broken later in the game with much more disasterous effects. Again, don't get pissy because we are "playing" this game as intended and you are not.

And as soon as you dont like someone a typical goon thing to do is pull up a google search and glean as much personal info of a person as possible, sometimes going so far as to break federal laws and even harass them through mail or on the phone.

You have not been harassed through the phone or mail. Don't get upset because you're embarassed that your animal-child fucking tendancies have been outed.

You are not real gamers because you are all barely human..
Prove me wrong

At least I'm not half-fox :V

[Blaze]

Goons:

[PoisonedV]

SA is a website much like 4chan, While many people go there, people who go to both are almost exclusively assholes who harp on people for the lamest of reasons, thank you all for proving my statement.

Explain to me how this makes us not authentic players?
Because I'm sure harping on about something lame is not as bad as wanting to fuck some animal in a diaper.

Actual players care about the game world and give a shit about the gameplay. They build up their characters to be able to play and function the way they wish to, they dont spam alts, they dont do things to fuck with game mechanics "just because" They dont block brodgar with walls, or set claims on them, They dont make a massive colony of thieves who arent skilled enough to avoid detection or defend themselves and then throw a DAMIR when they are raided.

You arent real players because of your actions, we KNEW goons were no good before you acted like a bunch of twats, we gave benefit of the doubt, but you proved us right by disappointing us when we expected, maybe, you'd behave within the games guidelines and mechanics without being jackasses.

And as soon as you dont like someone a typical goon thing to do is pull up a google search and glean as much personal info of a person as possible, sometimes going so far as to break federal laws and even harass them through mail or on the phone.

You are not real gamers because you are all barely human..
Prove me wrong

I have a small farm south of RoB. (that I'm sure you will now try to destroy since you love to throw your weight around but get pissy when anyone else does). I've never used an alt. I've never used a macro. I've never intentionally used an exploit. I've gotten pretty far for just a few days- I found the game through SA, of course. I haven't playerkilled anyone or stolen anything, I have abused no game mechanics or even acted like an asshole WITHIN THE BOUNDS of game mechanics, and you cant say that for yourself. I haven't even visited goonheim. I even know another goon who is the exact same way and there are surely many more.You are wrong in every way.

Also you like pictures of anthropomorphic underage creatures stewing in their own feces.

[kobnach]

I have a small farm south of RoB. (that I'm sure you will now try to destroy since you love to throw your weight around but get pissy when anyone else does). I've never used an alt. I've never used a macro. I've never intentionally used an exploit. I've gotten pretty far for just a few days- I found the game through SA, of course. I haven't playerkilled anyone or stolen anything, I have abused no game mechanics or even acted like an asshole WITHIN THE BOUNDS of game mechanics, and you cant say that for yourself. I haven't even visited goonheim. I even know another goon who is the exact same way and there are surely many more.You are wrong in every way.

Also you like pictures of anthropomorphic underage creatures stewing in their own feces.

You know, that was a good and reasonable post - and confirmed my opinion that many goons were reasonable players - until I got to the last line. Well, that and your name. Or that and your name and your other posts. And the suggestion that the OP would come grief and destroy you, though that's understandable in the aggressive climate present in these forums.

[PoisonedV]

I have a small farm south of RoB. (that I'm sure you will now try to destroy since you love to throw your weight around but get pissy when anyone else does). I've never used an alt. I've never used a macro. I've never intentionally used an exploit. I've gotten pretty far for just a few days- I found the game through SA, of course. I haven't playerkilled anyone or stolen anything, I have abused no game mechanics or even acted like an asshole WITHIN THE BOUNDS of game mechanics, and you cant say that for yourself. I haven't even visited goonheim. I even know another goon who is the exact same way and there are surely many more.You are wrong in every way.

Also you like pictures of anthropomorphic underage creatures stewing in their own feces.

You know, that was a good and reasonable post - and confirmed my opinion that many goons were reasonable players - until I got to the last line. Well, that and your name. Or that and your name and your other posts. And the suggestion that the OP would come grief and destroy you, though that's understandable in the aggressive climate present in these forums.

Never give up poignancy.

[Delamore]

You know, that was a good and reasonable post - and confirmed my opinion that many goons were reasonable players - until I got to the last line. Well, that and your name. Or that and your name and your other posts. And the suggestion that the OP would come grief and destroy you, though that's understandable in the aggressive climate present in these forums.

Raeph has threatened all goons in the past over his fetish.

[GrowOps]

gasban

[ActionHank]

Actual players care about the game world and give a shit about the gameplay. They build up their characters to be able to play and function the way they wish to, they dont spam alts, they dont do things to fuck with game mechanics "just because" They dont block brodgar with walls, or set claims on them, They dont make a massive colony of thieves who arent skilled enough to avoid detection or defend themselves and then throw a DAMIR when they are raided.

You arent real players because of your actions, we KNEW goons were no good before you acted like a bunch of twats, we gave benefit of the doubt, but you proved us right by disappointing us when we expected, maybe, you'd behave within the games guidelines and mechanics without being jackasses.

You are not real gamers because you are all barely human..
Prove me wrong

I'm a Goon but I live in solitude with another goon and farm wheat and hunt animals all day. I have 146 melee and 84 strength which I have only used to kill tougher animals. I've never attacked/killed/mug another player let alone steal from them or break down someones wall just because "I needed to teach them a lesson". Hell, I've never attacked a wall, period.

Goons: [Messed up Piechart]

Is that a joke or do you actually believe that?