by Jeebus » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:33 am
I think the Hearthland would need an army of cardiologists if this is implemented. Maybe it could be used like pepper when roasting meats or frying foods to greatly bolster FEP's, maybe upwards to 125%, but it also adds 5-10 black FEP's to the food. This way feasting on lots of fatty foods cooked in pig fat/lard can hurt you, and even cause you to have a heart attack and die at the feasting table (All glory to the black FEP's!!), which will leave a mess for the people who have to move your ass to use the table (They say you do piss and crap yourself upon death).
"Never trust anyone offering to 'do you a solid.' They may just want to take a dump on your table." - Me
World 5
Paprika Cilantro II, Lawspeaker of Aodake Tsuru, New Capital of the Pueblo Nation
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