Rape, Shit and Achievements!!

[ElGato]

1. RAPE!

I want rape!
And no im not talking about the thing you do to small girls.

Reason: It would be awesome as decoration along with poppies and flax. Also good for latter uses when you implement dyes.
For now it should be used in a quern along with a clay jar to get oil, which you can use in a latern to get light. But since this is not enough you could also use/make-it-mandatory it when frying things.

It should have the same design as flax, just yellow, please please please

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2. Shit

If you eat, naturally, you should poop. That is my belief.
Keep in mind that this is intended after buffs have been implemented.

The colon

The colon is a new kind of inventory, with a small number of slots.
For starters, let's say 2 or 3, and perhaps it should be possible to "level" your colon, i.e. extending it.
The colon works much like the curding tub - it fills up in time, based on how much you eat.
Perhaps an exchange rate of 1 poo per 10 % hunger?

Emptying your bowel

When your colon fills up, you need to empty it, otherwise it'll burst.
When you empty your colon, you pick it up and place it wherever you want to, preferably not around where you live, since poo has a debuffing aura which affects your health.
Emptying your colon implies that you dirty yourself, and you receive a debuff, which you remove by taking a bath.
The seriousness of the debuff depends on the viscosity and the quality of the poo.

Poo

Poo comes in many flavors, and it's form and quality depends on what you eat, the quality of the food, your health and possibly your constitution.
Low quality poo is downright nasty. Good for nothing but throwing at your enemies.
High quality poo is the brown gold of farming, usable as manure.

Burst colon

Burst colon is a serious debuff that will linger for quite some time.
While inflicted by this, you will only be able to move at a crawl and any poo generated will fall right through, leaving a mess in your pants and the general area.
Heed should be taken when eating lots of meat, which, aside from giving the smelliest of poos, also yields gas, which is much less of a hassle to let out, since you won't have to bathe afterwards, but it is generated at a higher rate, giving a higher risk of bursting your colon.
A burst colon can be inflicted by other means than just not pooping. It can be inflicted on others; just grab a stick and right click.
The ability to violate another player is dependent on your strength - the higher the strength, the larger the object.

This is the basic idea me and Loftar have thought out so far.

Now, this will take Jorb some convincing, so let us all unite.

*MINDFORCING* ><

I know he was probably trolling but, it's be great to see it

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3. Achievements!

Perhaps on your account page, a list of achievements for each character. Here are some examples of what could be included:

kilometers walked
amount of food eaten
animals killed
animals tamed
characters killed (maybe a list)
seeds planted
ore mined
villages founded
current village membership
past village membership

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~ Want to see these things discussed again now that there is a somewhat larger player base.

[sabinati]

2/3 of these are good ideas, guess which 2

[DatOneGuy]

Rape - Would be cool if for now it was just for graphics and replanting and had no use, and then a use was worked out. Sometimes beautifying is fun
Shit - Interesting stuff and all that mang
Achievements - Like that 'kept to self', sounds decent.

[ElGato]

2/3 of these are good ideas, guess which 2

Well, I'm sure you mean 2 isn't such a great idea. But, it's interesting nonetheless.

[Jackard]

yes thank you elgato for that brilliant example of why grab bag threads are terrible

[ElGato]

thank you elgato for that brilliant example of why grab bag threads are terrible

Well, I didn't want to bump old ass threads

[Jackard]

I'll be locking this now. If you'd like to actually discuss these suggestions, please do it in their respective threads.