Poo

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Poo

Postby kaka » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:41 pm

If you eat, naturally, you should poop. That is my belief.
Keep in mind that this is intended after buffs have been implemented.

The colon

The colon is a new kind of inventory, with a small number of slots.
For starters, let's say 2 or 3, and perhaps it should be possible to "level" your colon, i.e. extending it.
The colon works much like the curding tub - it fills up in time, based on how much you eat.
Perhaps an exchange rate of 1 poo per 10 % hunger?

Emptying your bowel

When your colon fills up, you need to empty it, otherwise it'll burst.
When you empty your colon, you pick it up and place it wherever you want to, preferably not around where you live, since poo has a debuffing aura which affects your health.
Emptying your colon implies that you dirty yourself, and you receive a debuff, which you remove by taking a bath.
The seriousness of the debuff depends on the viscosity and the quality of the poo.

Poo

Poo comes in many flavors, and it's form and quality depends on what you eat, the quality of the food, your health and possibly your constitution.
Low quality poo is downright nasty. Good for nothing but throwing at your enemies.
High quality poo is the brown gold of farming, usable as manure.

Burst colon

Burst colon is a serious debuff that will linger for quite some time.
While inflicted by this, you will only be able to move at a crawl and any poo generated will fall right through, leaving a mess in your pants and the general area.
Heed should be taken when eating lots of meat, which, aside from giving the smelliest of poos, also yields gas, which is much less of a hassle to let out, since you won't have to bathe afterwards, but it is generated at a higher rate, giving a higher risk of bursting your colon.
A burst colon can be inflicted by other means than just not pooping. It can be inflicted on others; just grab a stick and right click.
The ability to violate another player is dependent on your strength - the higher the strength, the larger the object.

This is the basic idea me and Loftar have thought out so far.

Now, this will take Jorb some convincing, so let us all unite.

*MINDFORCING* ><
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Re: Poo

Postby Pumpkin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:59 pm

Much like your posting.
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Re: Poo

Postby Murpylawson » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:03 pm

Ahh I've been anally violated by my own axe!
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Re: Poo

Postby Pumpkin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:05 pm

This is literally the shittiest idea ever posted.

It's terrible.

You are terrible.
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Re: Poo

Postby sabinati » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:06 pm

oh come on
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Re: Poo

Postby Pumpkin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:11 pm

Can't wait to have a virtual bladder to compliment my non-virtual bladder.
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Re: Poo

Postby Xarx » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:15 pm

It's a terrible Idea but I can't help smirking at the thought of the forums overrun with people being butthurt about their virtual butthurt.
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Re: Poo

Postby Jackard » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:24 pm

no
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Re: Poo

Postby kriogenik » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:32 pm

3 words: stupid
nasty
useless
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Re: Poo

Postby jorb » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:58 pm

Vox populi, vox Dei. This idea stinks, no pun intended.
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