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[ApocalypsePlease]

and people trolling since this suggestion is a joke.

Just let it die, this isn't happening.

i wasnt joking

You weren't joking, but quite honestly this suggestion is terrible in how it's structured and how it fits into the game so people treat it as a joke.

[GenghisKhan44]

Oh, yes, this is a fantastic idea. A lot of little kids running around unable to do anything for the village.

And when the mother's done we can eat her placenta.

On a different note, though... in other words, on a serious note... how about this?

If you know the HS of a friend, you can create an account go to their HF, and you spawn as a child (giving a more literal meaning to Baby Blue Eyes). You get double LP when you learn, but your stats are lower (like 5 of every attribute, and LVL 0 of the skills). As soon as you make a claim (or seven days pass, or some other milestone), you become an adult, with full stats - better than full. 15 for every attribute, and 3 for three of the skills. Or, when you become an adult, you just receive a raw LP bonus of 10000 or so.

Prolly won't happen. Don't care if it does. Just trying to offer a semi-serious suggestion to a much-too-silly thread.

[MagicManICT]

Crap idea is still crap no matter how much you try to pretty it up. Go play Dwarf Fortress if you want to see a bunch of useless brats running around consuming all your food and good booze.

Better yet, how about not posting half-baked ideas so as to not encourage the OP when he gets back from his forced vacation?

[jordancoles]

I don't want to see babies raiding my village with dragon helms and a miniature solider swords.

Well, when you put it that way...

Hell ya we need it!

+1 to baby overlords

[Westraptor]

still on the front page like a boss

[fanit937]

Dumbfuck.

[painhertz]

I want to punch the OP in the throat for this post.

[hazzor]

seriously what the fuck is this shit? fucking stop it you asshat, why is this shit not locked?

[TeckXKnight]

seriously what the fuck is this shit? fucking stop it you asshat, why is this shit not locked?

Because this is hilariously bad. But alright, just for you I'll stop the suffering.