Oh, yes, this is a fantastic idea. A lot of little kids running around unable to do anything for the village.
And when the mother's done we can eat her placenta.
On a different note, though... in other words, on a serious note... how about this?
If you know the HS of a friend, you can create an account go to their HF, and you spawn as a child (giving a more literal meaning to Baby Blue Eyes). You get double LP when you learn, but your stats are lower (like 5 of every attribute, and LVL 0 of the skills). As soon as you make a claim (or seven days pass, or some other milestone), you become an adult, with full stats - better than full. 15 for every attribute, and 3 for three of the skills. Or, when you become an adult, you just receive a raw LP bonus of 10000 or so.
Prolly won't happen. Don't care if it does. Just trying to offer a semi-serious suggestion to a much-too-silly thread.