Ancestral worship - a light joke

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Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Coriander » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:16 pm

After many meaningful worship sessions I gained enough numen for a little night light. I tested it out this past moonless night. Little is an overstatement. The problem is that the light illuminates me, nothing else.
My ancestors are not without a sense of humor. This level of light would only benefit someone trying to shoot me with a bow.
Perhaps the ancestors just want company, not worship. ;)
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Jfloyd » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:39 pm

Yeah, when I used it, I was VERY dissappointed.
The range should be made MUCH larger.
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Smithy » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:58 pm

Unfortunately I think you need better ancestors.

Get Blaze and Delamore to jointly adopt you, kill them both and then you will probably glow bright enough to be shot from two screens away.
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby jorb » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:15 pm

The problem is that your ancestors suck. Die! ;)
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Jackard » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:34 am

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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Jfloyd » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:41 am

Jackard wrote:http://www.bo0b.org/function/Cor.htm

Oh god...don't cry floyd, don't cry!
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby NaoWhut » Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:47 am

*Salutes* I'm sorry for your loss sir.
May he make for you a night light
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby Delamore » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:14 am

Jackard wrote:http://www.bo0b.org/function/Cor.htm

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We lied.
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby sabinati » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:56 am

Goons Lied, Corriander Died.
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Re: Ancestral worship - a light joke

Postby CG62 » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:00 am

I'm not going to even begin to try to fathom what is going on in that picture.

To put it simply, I don't do internet politics.
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