Things I Would Not Like to See

[Cookie]

Quicksand: New terrain type. Looks like sand/shallow water
Dinosaurs: The brontosaurus is no more dangerous than a boar, provides two cupboards of meat, has 30,000 hp. Allosaurs differ.
DeLorean: Provides cross country travel at fast run.
Deep fat fryer: Converts to boiling oil as a seige defense
French fries: Requires deep fat fryer. Gives Con fep's except when it gives black ones.
Old Man Willow: Only source of willow bark used to make healing potion, but swallows afk players within 4 square radius.
Vorpal bunnies: Cannot be mistaken for ordinary rabbits because of the fangs. One hits 75hhp damage.
Gryffendor Wand: Enables bearer to fly using a broom, walk on water, locate mines without prospecting and hiccup thane's rings
Batman cape: No ranger would be without one. Plays batman theme song in background when worn
Telephone booth: Enables player to chat with anyone in the profile list by entering their forum name.
Telemarketers: Special deal to finance new server pops up targeted ads during combat. Female characters get Viagra ads.
Automatic Evony/Haven and Hearth joint membership when you register. Includes Evony malware.
Killer Carp: Jump out of rivers and drag players in from standing on the bank
Additional Pylons: Required to extend your fields and support more farm animals.
Kudzu: Fail to log in at your hearth fire for two days and all crops are replaced with this, and all buildings buried in it.
Rabies: Primarily effects cattle

[Jackard]

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[sabinati]

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[Cookie]

I think this game already has its own body part theme.

[Flame]

Lessie or Rintintin: Follow a scent all alone, summon and kill the dude while you'r drinking tea at home
Walking Tree Revenge: When the trees in an area are wasted, dendroids and walking trees raise from the forest to destroy humans.
Fake Rock: An empthy rock where you can hide and walk like a tortuga.
Pneumatic Drill: For dig fastly mines and holes in ground

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<--- THIS for cross rivers with a rope! (i've used a pic because the name was too long to translate it in english XD)

[Manson]

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HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PLAY THIS GAME ONE HANDED.