by Валентин » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:47 pm (COVERSATION)
it was a nice day for a stroll...the horses fed daily town chores done, food recently eaten gear shined and scents packed into inventory for a wonderful adventure of tracking. but my friends the tale i have for you today is not....a wonderful tale as it is sad.
strolling through dis roads as we do we come across a....smell....the only smell known as CHEESE! we sprung into action actively searching for the cheesy booty we were after when.....there it was! a knarr as frost sprinted towards it (that dirty Canadian Gentleman wanting everything for himself, as he looked inside his scream pierced the heavens. it was full many many lcs full of cheese ranging from Delicious musky milben to godly BBC. the men began to unload sent into a daze thinking about one thing! how fast they could move the cheese into a safe base to eat and gain fat feps! suddenly whilst frost was humming out a tune known as "Big Girls Dont Cry" the sound of an unknown white dot echoed through his headset! quickly looking around the AD squad located the threat as a farmer! but this was no normal farmer....no this farmer was....MOVING THE CHEESE!!! did our boys have any of that? your goddamn right they didnt, after a long talk Frost convinced the farmer they were known faggots of the land Fire and Ice scrubs and did not know they they were allied... while the farmer was confirming this in skype Frost had an idea! as he sprinted into action his mighty steed zooming through the gate Frost sliced the farmer with one power strike...killing him... the farmers friends were.....in shock! they began screaming and running around "MOVE BACK ITS AD" they shouted hehehehehe Frost giggled, as he turned the sound of splashing water filled his ears. turning around petting his pet hedgehog and giving a quick wink to his good pal Thomas they loaded the goods into the Knarr commanded by no other then mulor. as we drove away the Dis hand holders screamed one last thing.... (you cant be kenpachi he doesnt have that many friends)
moral of the story? when AD warrior say put your hands up and hand over the cheese you best do it.....
every single chest filled with cheese or ql 300+ bones
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