Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

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Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Onep » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:03 am

They called them autists. The fools said they could be swept aside like rubbish. How many battles lost, how many cities burnt, before they faced the truth? Before the muggles finally understood what they faced. The fields of the Hearthlands carpeted with the dead, and no sound but the cries of ravens and the buzzing of flies. The steads of Rehley burning in the night like torches. And here, the muggle dogs of CRF Swimming School thought they could stand against the supreme might of the wizards.

After being annoyed by their continued existence, Willy Potter decided to finally remove the AD filth that had existed in the Wonderful Wizard domains for far too long. Willy decided to consult his best friend and dearest magnificent mentor Onep Dumpledore on the best method of removal.

With a quick wave of his wand, Onepledore conjured up a myriad of magical siege weapons.
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Onepledore's wonderfully magical machines were powered by a coveted brimestone material harvested from the furthest reaches of the wizard realms and beyond.
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And with much gusto, and the casting of spells, the siege began!
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It didn't take long for the the muggle dogs inside to lose hope. They fled with what meager fighters and filthy rags they had while it was still in the whee hours of twilight. But the wizards still found their stash of miserable treasure.
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But, the wizards did not want their trash, their scraps, their refuse. They only wanted them purged from this plane.

The dogs were much obliged in submitting to their destruction, even going so far as to digging their own graves and demolishing their filthy hovels for their benevolent wizard benefactors.

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One of the filthy muggle scum even raised enough bravado and attempted to strike back at the kind and gentle wizards, but was dealt with deftly. Thanks to the incredibly ingenious cunning of Algrawrzi and Onepledore.
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In the long and arduous siege of the dogs, Onepledore fell asleep with his kitty, and awoke to find a dementor staring him down in his siege hut. What foul fiends could have done this?!
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Well... some while later... the foul fiends and minions of none other than LadyVoldegoo were discovered by Grand Master Wizard Algyturtle's house elf!
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The foul muggle minions of SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED attempted to break the siege of the dogs, but alas, the fine Wizardry of Durmstrang and the Willy Potter Associates prevailed.
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And with a few final spells the wizards were in.
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The final EXPULSO uttered... and CRF was no more.
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Footage to be released at a later date: enjoy!
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Scruffy » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:07 am

spawningmink wrote:Took Da Trash Out! god XDDD omg we look the trash out!
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby shadowchris » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:47 am

I was able to fully read your threads.. What's happening to me??

Nice raid btw
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Astarisk » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:50 am

shadowchris wrote:I was able to fully read your threads.. What's happening to me??

Nice raid btw

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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby ravenguard19 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:02 am

Cries of raven? No i wasn't there
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby jordancoles » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:07 am

Heavily skimmed the text but it looks like some sort of raid took place !

You were able to bash the idol with a ram, did they just give up and leave the base unattended or was the ram in the bubble to begin with?
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Astarisk » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:16 am

jordancoles wrote:Heavily skimmed the text but it looks like some sort of raid took place !

You were able to bash the idol with a ram, did they just give up and leave the base unattended or was the ram in the bubble to begin with?

They left a ram at their idol, but they also pretty much had bashed and alt vaulted everything else before we got in. No idea why they left a ram inside for us though.
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby sxasaaa » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:22 am

Not to mention AD called in Dis for help. I can't even imagine Muldros reaction if he heard about that... or was he the one who did it?
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Jalpha » Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:09 am

Laying flat.
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Re: Willy Potter and the Purging of Sickly Muggles

Postby Patchouli_Knowledge » Thu Apr 14, 2016 11:57 am

sxasaaa wrote:Not to mention AD called in Dis for help.


Given their history against each other, that seems rather odd.
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