After being annoyed by their continued existence, Willy Potter decided to finally remove the AD filth that had existed in the Wonderful Wizard domains for far too long. Willy decided to consult his best friend and dearest magnificent mentor Onep Dumpledore on the best method of removal.
With a quick wave of his wand, Onepledore conjured up a myriad of magical siege weapons.

Onepledore's wonderfully magical machines were powered by a coveted brimestone material harvested from the furthest reaches of the wizard realms and beyond.


And with much gusto, and the casting of spells, the siege began!

It didn't take long for the the muggle dogs inside to lose hope. They fled with what meager fighters and filthy rags they had while it was still in the whee hours of twilight. But the wizards still found their stash of miserable treasure.

But, the wizards did not want their trash, their scraps, their refuse. They only wanted them purged from this plane.
The dogs were much obliged in submitting to their destruction, even going so far as to digging their own graves and demolishing their filthy hovels for their benevolent wizard benefactors.


One of the filthy muggle scum even raised enough bravado and attempted to strike back at the kind and gentle wizards, but was dealt with deftly. Thanks to the incredibly ingenious cunning of Algrawrzi and Onepledore.

In the long and arduous siege of the dogs, Onepledore fell asleep with his kitty, and awoke to find a dementor staring him down in his siege hut. What foul fiends could have done this?!


Well... some while later... the foul fiends and minions of none other than LadyVoldegoo were discovered by Grand Master Wizard Algyturtle's house elf!

The foul muggle minions of SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED attempted to break the siege of the dogs, but alas, the fine Wizardry of Durmstrang and the Willy Potter Associates prevailed.

And with a few final spells the wizards were in.

The final EXPULSO uttered... and CRF was no more.

Footage to be released at a later date: enjoy!
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