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[Zeler]

Could we please get subtitles for these images ?

The artistic form of my post requires me not to give you hard explanations in text.

[Burinn]

Could someone translate the OP into wizard? I've gotten to used to reading wizard posts that it seems I can no longer understand what is going on in these pictures without obscure references to characters from a series of children's books.

[Teleskop]

Could someone translate the OP into wizard? I've gotten to used to reading wizard posts that it seems I can no longer understand what is going on in these pictures without obscure references to characters from a series of children's books.

yeah i think wizards should describe their failed raid

[dzielny_wojownik]

so odditown got shitted on again(some of them died?)

[berthedin]

Yaaa, like always 3 of them died

[Sollar]

Stuff

Let me guess - you were out, hunting some mammoths....

[Ozzy123]

The sun was rising, mammoths woke up and started wandering around glorious village of Polska Crev. First polish glorious warrior Berthedin Brave The First walked onto dewy grass on the land of his fathers. While looking for mammoths to kill, he heard the horn of plenty rumble. Red dots appeared at his sight and he already knew who are these - they obviously were his perennial enemies from generation to generation. His father fought them, father of his father fought them and father of father of his father fought them. They were building brickwall and sieging machines outside his walls. Berthedin with banners floating behind his back looked at his opponents fearless and gathered people. Berthedin saw our loyal spy, Pacman, among enemy forces - at that point he already knew that blood of his enemies will flow. After taking a sip of the best polish vodka, brave Polska Crev hussars charged at the heretic wizards, killing 3 of them after Pacman blocked them inside the brickwall. After autopsy we identified the wizards as Trollex aka Willy Potter, Onep and Cayradid Pinkletoe (sry if i got it wrong cayur). Berthedin The Brave prayed to his ancestors and unleashed his unhuman power, being able to bash the brickwalls his enemies built with bare hands. Polska Crev was safe again.

[ravenguard19]

Polish vodka confirmed op

[stya]

The sun was rising, mammoths woke up and started wandering around glorious village of Polska Crev. First polish glorious warrior Berthedin Brave The First walked onto dewy grass on the land of his fathers. While looking for mammoths to kill, he heard the horn of plenty rumble. Red dots appeared at his sight and he already knew who are these - they obviously were his perennial enemies from generation to generation. His father fought them, father of his father fought them and father of father of his father fought them. They were building brickwall and sieging machines outside his walls. Berthedin with banners floating behind his back looked at his opponents fearless and gathered people. Berthedin saw our loyal spy, Pacman, among enemy forces - at that point he already knew that blood of his enemies will flow. After taking a sip of the best polish vodka, brave Polska Crev hussars charged at the heretic wizards, killing 3 of them after Pacman blocked them inside the brickwall. After autopsy we identified the wizards as Trollex aka Willy Potter, Onep and Cayradid Pinkletoe (sry if i got it wrong cayur). Berthedin The Brave prayed to his ancestors and unleashed his unhuman power, being able to bash the brickwalls his enemies built with bare hands. Polska Crev was safe again.

Thanks. RIP wizardry.

[shadowchris]

Wizard magic confirmed not OP.