The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby burgingham » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:16 pm

Onep wrote:
I agree. We should just delete all the posts. People shouldn't be allowed to talk about the game or have fun in the community. It really gets my panties in a ruffle when people enjoy themselves.



I must have missed the part of the Moot where the fun and enjoyment happens.
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby DDDsDD999 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:49 pm

The Daily Prophet, edition 214221

Willy Potter not the only wizard in Durmstrang prison

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It was recently uncovered that Willy Potter may not be the only wizard in Durmstrang prison. We have received reliable information that there are multiple wizards inside Durmstrang and that these wizards have established a leadership hierarchy. Using this knowledge and previously established information, we have constructed multiple profiles of the presumed wizard-prisoners. This list is not exhaustive, and uses a large amount of possibly inaccurate information. Proceed with caution.


Algric Gryffindor
Master Mage of the High Wizard's Tower

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Algric hard at work producing magical spells. Typing speed is accurate.

Algric Gryffindor is the creator of numerous innovative spells and charms. His spells have defined the abilities of wizards and witches of the magical realm through their sheer brilliance and power. His most notable innovations include the Marauder's Map and the first wizard produced by a spell, Rawrzi Ravenclaw. His most recent works have created wide turbulence in the magical world, and the public outcry against his work has led him into hiding among Willy's Wizards.



Rawrzi Ravenclaw
Arch-Wizard, 1st of his name

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Presumed appearance.

Rawrzi Ravenclaw is the creation of the Master Mage, Algric Gryffindor. Rawrzi Ravenclaw is the first wizard to be created by a spell and is as such the subject of numerous criticisms towards Algric Gryffindor. Rawrzi follows his master and lover Algric everywhere he goes, and as such has ended up with him in the walls of Durmstrang fighting alongside Willy's Wizards.



Ziggald
The Battle Commander Wizard

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Presumed appearance.

Ziggald is the Battle Commander of Willy's Wizards. He has singlehandedly led every single operation with meticulous and arduous planning. He has perfected the technique to hear chatter from enemies outside their normal area, and also developed numerous advancements in offensive spell techniques. His magic missile is said to kill muggles before they even hit the ground.



Onepledore
The Arch-Mage of Autism Bullying

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Onepledore standing in front of every grave of his previous lives.

Onepledore has outfitted the entirety of Willy's Wizards with top brand brooms, wands, and wizard cloaks. His actions have enabled Willy's Wizards to fight the forces of muggle-filth, cis scum, and the corruption of the Grand Wizard's Council alike. It is believed that his spells can rend entire armies asunder and rain fire and brimstone upon his enemies. It is also believed that he cannot die, like his pet phoenix, and that every death only makes him stronger.



Arvin Karkaroff
Magician of Feminine Equality

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Arvin Karkaroff has fought for gender equality for numerous years. Arvin's experience with feminine equality began in Beauxbatons Academy of Liberal Arts. Since attending, Arvin has adopted the idea that feminist and conflict theories in sociology are the true explanations for the foundations of social stratification. Arvin has led numerous feminine equality rallies and protests. His most notable accomplishments in the feminist movement include patenting numerous potions that change the user's sexual orientation and gender and maintaining his Facebook page. He has since brought feminine equality to the organization of Willy's Wizards and plans to fight with them to bring equality to all groups.



Cayur Weasley
Wizard's Guardsman

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Cayur Weasley is one of the most prominent potato wizards. He is capable of creating potatoes out of nothing, and it is believed that his magic is what feeds Willy's Wizards during trying times. He is known to make delicious mashed potato, and can throw a potato at a lethal force of up to 50 yards.



Mikhelele Longbottom
The Meme Mage

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School picture of Mikhelele at Durmstrang.

Mikhelele Longbottom has fought with the evils of the magical realm since he was born. He encountered the filthy mudblood, Granger, and in this encounter, he was cursed with rakeanthropy. At random he may transform into the evil creature, the Rake. He has since ran from this curse, to protect all those that he loves. Willy's Wizard's have taken him in and use his immense wizard power to control the magical realm.

Skreti Shacklebolt
Battle Wizard

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Skreti Shacklebolt is a powerful battle wizard, capable of transforming into any animal, his speciality being hippogriffs and dragons. However, he has difficulty transforming back fully, always making animal noises over the wizard comms. His powerful wizardry abilities have proven to be a great asset to WIlly's Wizards time and time again.
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby Teleskop » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:51 pm

WHY DONT YOU MENTION KILLING MY AMERICAN SLAVE HERE
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby Onep » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:12 pm

Can't stop, won't stop.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby DaniAngione » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:03 pm

I certainly have the best neighbors :lol: :D :D

Love the montages :D
W16 ???
W15 Lame road-builder of Eyjafjallajökull
W14 Proud defender of Kakariko Village
W13 Sporadic member of Ravka
W12 Occasional member of Lake Town
W11 Inactive member of Yggdrasill
W10 King of The Northern Kingdom
W9 The Revenant of Wulf's Retreat
W8 Lawspeaker of New Thotoshire
W7 Lawspeaker of Esteldín
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby shadowchris » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:25 am

Can someone translate this into English? Thanks
W8 HLTU W9 Tartarus,Alfheimer,Niflheim W10 RiP, Dis
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby rye130 » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:36 am

shadowchris wrote:Can someone translate this into English? Thanks

Its just dating profiles for everyone in Odditown. All of them are seeking males with interest in pegging.
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby Pickard » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:04 am

Nuke it

For the greater good
w16 nope! w15 Trust me bro(Arcanum) w14 Arcanum w13 Arcanum w12 Action w11 Willowroot w10 Dis w9 Hive w8 Core w7 H.A.W.X/Progress w6 Dis/Disneyland w5 Peace/Late Project w4 Hermit
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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby synaris » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:17 am

wait the wizards are all feminists? that would certainly explain why they're so evil.

also, whats the point of this whole thread?
Newbie and noob do not mean the same thing.

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Re: The Daily Prophet - Wizard News

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:37 am

synaris wrote:wait the wizards are all feminists? that would certainly explain why they're so evil.

also, whats the point of this whole thread?


Hilarity.
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