It started with one of my good noob pals, of which I have many scattered around the hearthlands, PMd me some chat logs of a guy named Fenrir. In these, he was calling my really good friends in AD autistic with absolutely no previous knowledge.
Clearly such treachery would not go unpunished!
The prank begins with me memeing my way into eastern consortium discord chat, even though I'm in the west of the map. Generally, every one was really chill and nice, but one guy had the most insufferable autism and it hurt to speak with him. He would consistently message me with the rantings from his madman brain to the point where I was seeking therapy. Knowing there was only one cure, I got my prank gear and my prank cameras ready to go and headed out into the field.
Here is an example of the shit he says, alternating and messaging me on 3 different alts:
Imagine this multiple times a day, horrifying.
As I spoke more and more with this crazy person, the more adamant he was at meeting me, which was funny. It was like the prank had made itself happen, without me having to input any effort at all. It must have been fated! Over the span of a few weeks, he kept on wanting to meet me at different locations on the map that I had no way to get to. At last we were able to agree to meet at a village that we both know. Unbeknown to CinderHeart, we had had some under the table dealings, and it was planned that we would get the kill.
We ended up finally meeting tonight, even though I had been planning to sleep soon. I showed up to the base alone, with only one friend on an alt with a boat in case the prank went wrong and I had to escape. Other than that there was no real gank that was happening, just a fight. The door opened and I accepted a spar. The original plan was to gauge his stats with a spar and then go live, but the owner of the claim (the absolute madman) evicted the nigr while we were still in spar and downed him (LOL).
For some reason, this dumb bitch was carrying a load of random loot, including:
A pearl
A bluebell not in study
Perfect hole
2 pairs of plate pants (one worn)
2 dhelms (one worn)
A shitload of master keys
A load of curios not in study (2 silver roses incuded)
2 pairs of gauntlets (one worn)
A scythe
A pickaxe
3 swords (one wielded)
2 plate mails (1 worn)
Pic:
Loot:
Overall I feel kind of bad but not really. This person needed to die, even if it wasn't me doing it.
All the gear that hasn't been taken has been given to the noobs that helped me pull off the kill, and the rest will be given to other noobs on a later date.
Edit: Your body will be for sale, consider this before building an inherit
