Traitors get their justice served.

[berthedin]

nooby is just jealous cuz LadyGoo loves us, not you! I think it was oberglogau warriors

[NOOBY93]

See the only thing you can brag about is having me backstabbed - 60% of what my crafter is perfectly enough if i update the gildings

You see im rather being left with with Virion and rest who i can maintain the village with than with a whole pack of angry hateful snakes that are mad because i kicked them.

Nice stats btw,i heard ur village is full food? One Bailing outproduced your whole slum xD

I don't need to brag about anything, I'm not the one who made a thread about killing your crafter nor a thread about destroying your cupboards nor a thread whining when you kicked me. You have done all of that though (When Berthedin killed me - thread, when you kicked us - you updated your thread about how we "betrayed" you)

In fact, I even +1'd the thread after you kicked us AND offered your whole village free swords because you have nobody left to work for you.

I'm glad you're happy with the 1 villager you have left, hope he doesn't let more people destroy your village when he gets drunk!

And unlike you, I don't eat my whole village's food, I was constantly on 300% hunger because I was letting my dedicated top hunters eat up all of the food while I was doing work on my crafter char (who, I'll have you know, nobody killed yet!!)

[Zou]

hey teleskop why is your avatar your feet?

[felixdrunk]

hey teleskop why is your avatar your feet?

He likes to brag about their size, its to make people think he has a long dong but truly, I am the one with the massive One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger.

[Teleskop]

well my crafter can outcraft yours even after dying,ez pz

and why didnt you dedicated hunters save yo' butt while it was spanked by daddy berthedin? xD you can ask Balin how much food anaconda was eating,me too,with botch characters,and the cupboards are still full even after theres no Balin...

Thats a sign of Balin being a really good cook but also of a healthy relationship of hunters-cooks in our village back when it was a village

And u had to eat dry farts with vinegar xD

[NOOBY93]

well my crafter can outcraft yours even after dying,ez pz

and why didnt you dedicated hunters save yo' butt while it was spanked by daddy berthedin? xD you can ask Balin how much food anaconda was eating,me too,with botch characters,and the cupboards are still full even after theres no Balin...

Thats a sign of Balin being a really good cook but also of a healthy relationship of hunters-cooks in our village back when it was a village

And u had to eat dry farts with vinegar xD

Your replies are starting to make less and less sense, good for you.

Only 1 dedicated hunter was online at the time and he still has way worse stats than the people you called to help you because you couldn't do anything yourself, so I told him to stay in the base and let me and Sean try to make a run for it. Makes no sense sacrificing an alright character to save a 4 day old character

[Teleskop]

Your replies never made any sense first of all

Btw Berthedin stats i bet were far below top notch after they got backstabbed

You didnt even try to put up a fight xD

[NOOBY93]

Your replies never made any sense first of all

Btw Berthedin stats i bet were far below top notch after they got backstabbed

You didnt even try to put up a fight xD

I hit him once and it did like 0.00001 opening, then decided to run. While running, I used sidestep once, and it reduced the opening by so slightly that it's simply not worth it slowing my character down by twitching the character by using sidestep.

Berthedin's stats and gear were so far ahead of mine (not to mention that the only thing I had in my deck was kick + sideswipe) that it was simply a deathwish to do anything except try to run, reach my village, run into the palisade and close it.

once I got killed I simply made a new char, ate my intelligence back to where it was and started studying curios again, I wasn't even set back 4 days because my char didn't study good curios while I was away watching DotaPit for 3 of the days it was alive. It's no biggie tbh, it's not like I lost a crafter or anything

btw the fight I was trying to "put up" is against you and viron, unfortunately you pussied out and called your buds

you can't have nice things in this game

[MrPunchers]

Trade for my body for a q13 feather trinket still open

[Destroyer600]

lol im older than u and u got literally every trait of autistic person and yet u call me one

I would say that the only authistic trait that nooby has is enjoying showering 30x per day each one 1 hour\

and, of course, poking crappy leaders on internet till they give up of their villages (happens every world)