Master key: Mine lvl one, left water

[min_the_fair]

Dear former owner of this key,

I found it in the river. Who knows, maybe you thought that as previously, this was a secure method of destruction. Or else it was dropped accidentally or on purpose. Oops.

Unfortunately the key has now been stolen, in mysterious circumstances, from what I thought was a suitably secure location. Even more oops.


Dear mystery,

Would you like to explain wtf that's about, either in public or by PM? And maybe give my boat back, because I hate making boats.

[The theft appears to have been limited to three master keys, including the one for the property where the theft occurred, and maybe a flotsam but tbh I might have studied that when I wasn't looking. It's not like there was much of value there, I suppose.]

[MagicManICT]

People still throw master keys away in the river after they change the lock. Seems lulzy, I guess.

[min_the_fair]

Aaand a PM confirms that this is the case.

In case the new owner of the keys is wondering, there is nothing of value at Harry's Place either, and they clearly know where they got the keys from.