As the words came out Willy’s mouth, he burst into tears. All the hedgehogs at the scene gathered around and gave Willy a big hedge-hug. The hedgehogs had seen Willy crying, very often. But this time it was different. He wasn’t crying because he was sad. He was fueled by rage. Willy pulled out his thousand-fold katana and cut his hand. As his hand leaked blood, he held it next to his heart and swore to exact vengeance on Dr. GooBotnik for all the helpless nabs she has slain. Willy sheathed his katana and set out.
Willy’s squad had been following the perpetrators for 3 days thanks to the tracking skills of Skrety the Hedgehog bestowed upon him by his avian-vampire/canine-demon super-powers. Normally the hedgehogs are fast enough that they could get there in 2 minutes, but Skrety had mildly debilitating autism and couldn’t track very well.
Willy was about to sit on a stump and eat the last chili-dog he had when Skrety shot up from all fours, started shaking uncontrolably and foaming at the mouth. Everyone thought it was just one of his autistic outbursts and ignored him. But then the words flowed out of his mouth articualate and slowly, like a careful hunter setting a trap for his prey: “Dogs.” Willy began running before his chili-dog even hit the ground.
Willy was fueled by rage and faster than all of the hedgehogs, Topaz was the only one who could keep up. Topaz was on the verge of death trying to keep up with Willy, coughing up blood, his feet numb. Then they spotted them. Two disgusting dogs on the horizon, running for their life. Willy and Topaz continued the chase, knowing it could kill them.
When they caught up to the dogs Willy and Topaz quickly tackled the first dog they saw. The sheer speed of the tackle killed the dog instantly upon impact.
As Willy stood up, the blood-lust left his body. He realized these weren’t just Dr. GooBotnik’s minions. The dog that got away was GooBotnik herself! Willy wouldn’t let this happen. He wouldn’t let another nab die under his watch. The other hedgehogs showed up by Willy’s side. Willy let out an earth-shattering battle-cry, “AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” and the hedgehogs charged.
But Dr. GooBotnik was riding the GooMobile, and none of the hedgehogs could catch up. All hope was lost as GooBotnik was flying away.
But Willy couldn't let this happen. He wanted her dead. Willy stood still for a second.
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And then he suddenly appeared next to GooBotnik!Willy moved so fast that he appeared to teleport behind her! Willy held his katana exactly 12 inches away from her neck. He whispered in her ear, "nothing personnel, kid" and sliced her head clean off.
Everyone gathered around Willy and the body. This was a clear victory for the hedgehogs. Everyone but Willy began cheering. Willy looked up at the sky and knew the nabs put to death by Dr. GooBotnik were smiling down on him. But he knew this would not be the last time he saw GooBotnik. Willy sheathed his katana and walked away.
