I met a lad on a white horse today with a sword

[ven]

Shitting a brick?

Yeah

Technically, haven characters have neither sexual nor excretory organs.

I wonder if that's why everyone is so angry all the time.

[isdel]

Where does all that water go?

[Teleskop]

Where does all that water go?

the water is transformed into its stamina via complicated nuclear fusion mechanics

[ven]

It's true.

[ven]

I realized this game is actually some kind of hell.

>"Haven and Hearth" is pronounced almost like "Heaven and Earth", hinting at the devs' true intentions while creating the world. And what is neither heaven nor earth? Hell.
> Time never changes. There is no Summer, no Winter, no rain, no fog, no wind. You don't grow old and, in fact, you don't even need to sleep.
> you know what happiness is, but you also know you're never having it again because it was taken from you 3 worlds ago.
> you're thrown into a world where you have to be constantly hungry
> where everyone you see tries to kill you
> and where you can't ever relieve yourself
> or even have sex


At least you can create some nice things amidst all that suffering, right?

Wrong: all your nice gardens, your carefully paved masterpieces, your overly complex brickwall mazes, your decorated houses and your cupboards of parchments will disappear at the regular world resets.

I pity the hearthling.

[eliminoid]

> you know what happiness is, but you also know you're never having it again because it was taken from you 3 worlds ago.
> you're thrown into a world where you have to be constantly hungry
> where everyone you see tries to kill you
> and where you can't ever relieve yourself
> or even have sex

Wow that actually sounds like Russia.
Also >meme arrows

[Beezer12Washingbeard]

Where does all that water go?

the water is transformed into its stamina via complicated nuclear fusion mechanics

And then it's transformed into pee via hearth magic, which gets converted to steam when you pee on a fire to put it out

[Direkled]

Magic pee-fueled steam engine update when?

[shubla]

"Heaven and Earth"

Its heiven and haarth.
Not haven and hearth.

[uncleseano]

Magic pee-fueled steam engine update when?

Whenever the Devs choo-choo-choose to release it.