I met a lad on a white horse today with a sword

[Whisper]

Shitting a brick?

Yeah

Technically, haven characters have neither sexual nor excretory organs.

I wonder if that's why everyone is so angry all the time.

Characters can pee though

[ven]

No that's actually them emptying old beer from their waterskins.

[Hrenli]

Back to the topic. I did not quite get what the horse was doing with the sword...

[uncleseano]

It was trying to pass the sword. Like when a mangy dog eats a bit of an auld manky rope or string