How to lie about a friendship.
Claim you found the spot when in reailty. you did not but he did and he remembers from when the crab killed him because his friend told him they didn't hurt and he really needed food. Also claim you single handedly built the houses when the frist 2 were built with all three of us building and the pali was him and his friend getting blocks for you.Your friend drops the axe"doing stupid shit" boating to CF as you told him he should which he then slaved away to get the other one of the same q from the trader. asked to fuel steel smelters because its the last 20ish hrs and you decide to get drunk and high as fuck and play rocket league while still promising to fuel it,luckly the friend being so great gets on at 6 am to do what you promised to which fucked him up because he had to work nights with 4 hrs of sleep because of you.When the friend points that out claim your truck was the reason when you spent 8 hrs that day on rocksmith. friend exhausted and mad tells you 2-3 times that if this doesn't stop he doesn't want you playing with him and to take it seriously. Then asks in hedgehugs chat idk what to do I'm half and inch away from killing him.locks friend out from claim and changes keys claiming I was now going to kill him and telling him all the shit he and his friend did is now mine. Little did I know because I'm a genuinely austisic he was still inside the base and waiting to see if he didn't have to kill him and they could work it out. I give him the key and claim after grabbing a few curios and other items and trying to drop them in water because I relize I cant screw him over cause he'll kill me and he had the chance to box me in at my hearth when I logged. I then record my austisic screeching when I show that I'm dropping the q 103 bear cape when the my cape was q 10 because I had been on 3-4 times over the 2 months this built up. This is sheldons true expeirnce but god damn if all he learned from watching anti SJW videos is that you only get points for being the victum and ignoring other peoples emotions and there efforts to please you. Have a nice day lying