Willy First Tasting The High Quality Water
Willy drank a bit of his water to wash down the linseed loaf and his taste-buds were transported to another world. The water was perfect. Before he realized how good the water was, he had already drank the entire glass. One thought filled his mind:
"I must have more."
Willy zoomed his wheelchair over to Skreti and DEMANDED to know where he got this water. Skreti responded groggily:
"uhhhh don't talk to me in that angry tone."
But Willy would not apologize. He needed more of that water. Willy rammed his wheelchair into Skreti and began beating him, demanding to know where the water came from. Skreti tried to fight back, but the initial impact broke his legs. He hastily yelped out:
"uhhhhhhhhhh it's from the Q102 dis well."
Willy pulled Skreti's legs out from beneath his wheelchair, grabbed his katana and sped off.
"HEDGEHOG FIGHTING FORCE, ASSEMBLE!"
17th Meeting of the High Hedgehog Council
With the Hedgehog council convened, Willy began his speech. However, what came out of his mouth only sounded like autistic screeching. Eventually Willy got tired and took a nap.
The next person to speak was Sky the hedgehog, who told everyone about the Q102 well that Scarp requested to be made public. The hedgehogs received the threat that Elana, owner of the well, would sooner destroy the well than make it public.
The hedgehog council would not take such threats lightly. They immediately headed over to the well, and set up a siege camp.
Well Siege Camp
Willy finally awoke from his autism nap to find the siege had brought the shield of the well down to 20k. But the dis ducks were gathering, and ready to fight. Willy lead the charge bravely:
Willy Leads the Charge Against the Dis Ducks
First Battle Contact
1 Duck
2 Duck
3 Duck
Willy tore through the battle-field, his mind on one thing: The water. While the field smelled of blood, Willy's senses were filled with the taste of that delicious water. He couldn't control himself.
With the opposition defeated, the palisade was sure to fall. But Willy wasn't satisfied. He wanted the water, and he wanted it now. Willy took the rocks out of the drying catapults and began throwing them. The palisade began to crumble under the might of his herculean autistic retard strength.
When Willy woke from his stupor, he was greeted with destroyed walls. However, in the wake of his blind rage, he had destroyed everything, including the well he sought. Willy fell to the ground; his muscles ached, his blood was hot, and his bones were frail. All he wanted was some water.
With tears in his eyes, Willy pulled a chili-dog out of his pocket and rolled his wheelchair out into the sunset.
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