Every time the server crashes, the following has to happen:
-Devs wake up
-Devs find out server crashed
-Devs check GPS to see
where the server crashed
(The server likes to take long rides, so it's usually pretty far away)-Devs drive to the crash-site
-Devs bring server back home and nurse it back to life
SOMETIMESThe Devs find out someone took the injured server to a hospital, so they have to go get it
They
really need to lock the doors, so server can't get out at night

I mean, come on! It doesn't take
that much to lock your door!