Game Development: Salem & Haven

[painhertz]

Both cobaltjones and Painhertz drew drawings with all the reasons they should join included in the drawing. Jorb was so impressed they were both invited in.

No, I didn't. And douchbagjones isn't in. Are you drunk?

[cobaltjones]

I think Loftar and Jorb would certainly let people enter the alpha if you guys put some more effort into it.
Making a drawing about it would help. Jorb loves drawings.

He let painhertz in for Christ's sake.

Haha. Yeah, he did. We all joked in the Alpha forum about letting you in "just" so we could kill you, but ultimately, you're too big of a douche bag. Sucks to be you. lmfao

Jorb just hates me because I made fun of how he got fired from doing the art for Salem. Also the only reason you're in is because you hang out online with all the IP guys and suck their wieners. Peace.

[Potjeh]

I never get invited to hang out with the other IP guys

[painhertz]

[/quote]
He let painhertz in for Christ's sake.[/quote]


Haha. Yeah, he did. We all joked in the Alpha forum about letting you in "just" so we could kill you, but ultimately, you're too big of a douche bag. Sucks to be you. lmfao[/quote]
Jorb just hates me because I made fun of how he got fired from doing the art for Salem. Also the only reason you're in is because you hang out online with all the IP guys and suck their wieners. Peace.[/quote]


I have no idea what an "IP guy" is and being heterosexual, I don't suck wieners.... War.

[hazzor]

oh wow, join date as in oldest first i assume, i guess i don't really hold my hopes but damn i want in so much right now 0.0 i hated the look of this at first and i think i even made a douche post in this thread saying i hate it and they should come back to hnh some more, it grew on me though, i think it did similar to most of us weirdly enough, well done anyone that managed to worm in >.<

[joseboda]

NOOOOO!!!!

"Hello!

First off, thanks for applying, the maximum number of applications filled up very fast.

Unfortunately, you will not participate in this Closed Alpha of Salem, but do not despair!

There is a beta coming up in the near future which will have a lot more spots and you are guaranteed to participate in that.

Best regards,
Staffan Berglén
Associate Producer
Paradox Interactive"

Why? Wasn't my snails and chestnuts witty enough? I can improve on it

Congrats to all who made it to the new world

[Wolfang]

Both cobaltjones and Painhertz drew drawings with all the reasons they should join included in the drawing. Jorb was so impressed they were both invited in.

No, I didn't. And douchbagjones isn't in. Are you drunk?

*facepalm*

[cobaltjones]

Both cobaltjones and Painhertz drew drawings with all the reasons they should join included in the drawing. Jorb was so impressed they were both invited in.

No, I didn't. And douchbagjones isn't in. Are you drunk?

*facepalm*

Forgive him, he's a little slow.

[TeckXKnight]

Sorry to hear you did not make it into the paradox closed beta jose!

[Jackard]

He let painhertz in for Christ's sake.

Haha. Yeah, he did. We all joked in the Alpha forum about letting you in

i wasnt joking