Olympus v.s. Wayneville: Decision reached.

[jorb]

The server has been shut down until we can take the time to go through this in a proper and orderly fashion. Anyone who was killed during the past hour or so can send me a PM. The server will be down until further notice.

[Peter]

Did I miss something? A killing spree? And you're going to bring the victims back to life?

Bah! I thought this game was for rugged independents! If you get killed by someone exploiting a bug, well then that's your just penalty for not finding and exploiting it first! In fact, if you get killed due to an environmental bug such as drowning on dry land, well then that's fine and pleasant too! It's the risk you run by trying to find bug exploit, or failing to grind your way up to unkillable status.

In fact, in my opinion, every 33 minutes some random hearthling should be struck by lightning. If he's less than average level 200, then he's not tough enough to take it, and is destroyed, and all his LP erased, and that player's IP AND MAC are permanently banned. If he's over AL 200, then he's so awesome that he consumes it, and gains 50 of each stat and 10,000,000,000 LP. And a pack of level X Troll followers. And the ability to crap steel bars. Q 2k steel bars.

Then we'll get some real gameplay around here.

[Blackhawk432]

Did I miss something? A killing spree? And you're going to bring the victims back to life?

Bah! I thought this game was for rugged independents! If you get killed by someone exploiting a bug, well then that's your just penalty for not finding and exploiting it first! In fact, if you get killed due to an environmental bug such as drowning on dry land, well then that's fine and pleasant too! It's the risk you run by trying to find bug exploit, or failing to grind your way up to unkillable status.

In fact, in my opinion, every 33 minutes some random hearthling should be struck by lightning. If he's less than average level 200, then he's not tough enough to take it, and is destroyed, and all his LP erased, and that player's IP AND MAC are permanently banned. If he's over AL 200, then he's so awesome that he consumes it, and gains 50 of each stat and 10,000,000,000 LP. And a pack of level X Troll followers. And the ability to crap steel bars. Q 2k steel bars.

Then we'll get some real gameplay around here.

^ lol?

[NaoWhut]

Did I miss something? A killing spree? And you're going to bring the victims back to life?

Bah! I thought this game was for rugged independents! If you get killed by someone exploiting a bug, well then that's your just penalty for not finding and exploiting it first! In fact, if you get killed due to an environmental bug such as drowning on dry land, well then that's fine and pleasant too! It's the risk you run by trying to find bug exploit, or failing to grind your way up to unkillable status.

In fact, in my opinion, every 33 minutes some random hearthling should be struck by lightning. If he's less than average level 200, then he's not tough enough to take it, and is destroyed, and all his LP erased, and that player's IP AND MAC are permanently banned. If he's over AL 200, then he's so awesome that he consumes it, and gains 50 of each stat and 10,000,000,000 LP. And a pack of level X Troll followers. And the ability to crap steel bars. Q 2k steel bars.

Then we'll get some real gameplay around here.

Actually that's in the next update. Urah?

[NaoWhut]

Yo can we just get the servers back up? i got some q111111000000 polar bear meat i gotta trade to someone named "Wayneville" for immortality ;D. No rly just kill them and move on =| i need to get rid of the meat and get my immortality so i can T-Bag their bodies.

[NaoWhut]

Ok a serious suggestion,
make something that can teleport you to players
that you have reason to believe are cheating
and then kill them on the spot, then i can get
back on the game and hopefully get some good
LP from swimming tonight
"PROTIP: swimming is the best way to get LP"
Gotta love the rocks that talk to me ^^

(dang feels like i'm talking to myself, c'mon guys we're all stranded in the forums together so talk to me ! plz ;P)

[Peter]

1: Don't worry, that was a joke.

2: NaoWhut: Use edit, man. Didn't your momma teach you forum etiquette?

[Insomnium]

is it a good or bad thing that this whole situation makes me laugh my ass off? Even the retorts from the bugged coal using bastards are hilarious.

[Insomnium]

Did I miss something? A killing spree? And you're going to bring the victims back to life?

Bah! I thought this game was for rugged independents! If you get killed by someone exploiting a bug, well then that's your just penalty for not finding and exploiting it first! In fact, if you get killed due to an environmental bug such as drowning on dry land, well then that's fine and pleasant too! It's the risk you run by trying to find bug exploit, or failing to grind your way up to unkillable status.

In fact, in my opinion, every 33 minutes some random hearthling should be struck by lightning. If he's less than average level 200, then he's not tough enough to take it, and is destroyed, and all his LP erased, and that player's IP AND MAC are permanently banned. If he's over AL 200, then he's so awesome that he consumes it, and gains 50 of each stat and 10,000,000,000 LP. And a pack of level X Troll followers. And the ability to crap steel bars. Q 2k steel bars.

Then we'll get some real gameplay around here.

There once was a lad who was rather a noob
You see all he had was a stick for a broom
Then all of a sudden I'm sure you'll agree
He found a bugged coal that would surely help thee

Then what he did I'm sure u know,
He told his friends, mom, even a random Joe
They raided a town that was not so great
It had nothing more than a log for a gate

So raid they did till there was nothing more
Now all of a sudden the forums are less than a bore

[NaoWhut]

There once was a lad who was rather a noob
You see all he had was a stick for a broom
Then all of a sudden I'm sure you'll agree
He found a bugged coal that would surely help thee

Then what he did I'm sure u know,
He told his friends, mom, even a random Joe
They raided a town that was not so great
It had nothing more than a log for a gate

So raid they did till there was nothing more
Now all of a sudden the forums are less than a bore

Major props on that ^^
Srs pro lymeric skillz


(Hybernating wake me up when someone posts or when you kill these ppl, whichever happens first.)