Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

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Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby jorb » Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:56 am

It's not cool to build gates, or wall sections, over open gates to prevent access through said gate. Any such obstacles will be deleted. In fact, lay very low on exploiting the ability to extend gates that aren't yours. Also, I don't really care that much. Please be smart enough to avoid this situation in the first place. Manual maintenance is not something I think of as fun. Claims, people. The Alpha and the Omega. Anyone caught breaking this rule, or otherwise providing me with work I haven't asked for, will suffer one fist of Jorb, regardless of what strength I may have decided to have at the time. Might be 300, might be 5000. You'll know when it hits you.

If you get me real upset... I draw pictures.

Thank you. That is all.
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby Blaze » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:43 am

And here I was getting all excited about an update.

Anywho, play nice kitties.
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby XkrikX » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:54 am

so was i :cry:
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby Raephire » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:55 am

It is an update, an update on Jorbs' internet rage.
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby XkrikX » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:37 pm

oh goody, go draw pictures :P



as long as they arent dick things being implemented into the game
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby Seizure » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:43 pm

jorb wrote:If you get me real upset... I draw pictures.


I am half tempted to piss you off just to see angry Jorb pictures... Only half tempted though :roll:
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby p1geonman » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:51 pm

The dryness of your humor never gets lost in translation. Fuck I love this game.
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby Loopoo » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:53 pm

Damn, I was so psyched. I thought it was gonna be something awesome.

That, and the fact i've been on these forums non-stop waiting for that bloody boat update. Damn, Jorb :C Damn :C
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby sabinati » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:03 pm

updates are usually on weekends
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Re: Rules of Engagement: Gates on Gates

Postby Loopoo » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:43 pm

Ah, cheers for that Sabinati.
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