iorb --> Sgt. Dickscrape

[btaylor]

This is clearly the best anti-rape device:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/jap ... 96588.html

I mean hey, it came from Japan, where they have to worry about tentacle demons and whatnot.

Mm, Coca Cola. The after-rape drink.

[Laremere]

I saw the youtube video about that while in Japanese class last year. She also made a purse that looks like a manhole, so when you're being robbed, you have should take the time to put your valuables in it, and put it on the ground, all without the robber noticing. Make sure people don't walk on it either.

[kaka]

[MadAlice]

Gee, am I glad I wandered into this thread today.

[CG62]

Words cannot describe the amount of epic contained within that single post.

[niltrias]

Alright, kaka, you win this round. That rape defense kit is indeed superior to the one I found.

[btaylor]

How would you even reload something like that? Something tells me it involves a trip to a doctor.

[bajuba]

How would you even reload something like that? Something tells me it involves a trip to a doctor.

metamucil

[Chakravanti]

I should just like to take this moment to remind people that this thread is so obviously about jorb being butt-hurt for being impersonated while not giving two shits if it happens to me or the rest of you. You can veer back off topic now.

[niltrias]

Personally, I thought this was one of the best derailments I have ever seen.