Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby Kaios » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:08 pm

You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.

These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.

It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby jordancoles » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:18 pm

Kaios confirmed 21 year old virgin
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby Kaios » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:19 pm

FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby jordancoles » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:20 pm

Kaios wrote:FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE

It's okay, we're here for you
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby sabinati » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:09 pm

jordancoles wrote:
sabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday :)

We should have a party and get you a hooker


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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby jordancoles » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:12 pm

sabinati wrote:
jordancoles wrote:
sabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday :)

We should have a party and get you a hooker


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kk I'll take Vouss home then :(










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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby Kaios » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:13 pm

bam
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby btaylor » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:42 am

Kaios wrote:You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.

These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.

It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!


Wait wait WAIT wait wait... you have to pay for your sex? :roll:
The unfed mind devours itself. - Gore Vidal
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby virgo235 » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:51 pm

The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey...
And..
Where is demijohn for honey?
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

Postby MagicManICT » Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:14 pm

Who needs more than a bucket of honey at once? If you're not using it, don't store it as it makes faster than it's used.
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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