ATTN: Badger claimjumper, you have now 6 more vaginas

[MagicManICT]

how about a little more content and a little less triple posting? Our time is clearly more valuable than some one line blurb spread over three posts.

And who still calls anyone incel in 2020?

[Noid]

This is what happens after weeks of no updates... hearthlings getting stressed, drunk and bash mine holes of other chads to release some dopamine.

Gods abandoned us and we’re lost.

[Stoneface]

Whole story, I suppose..

Began weeks ago after a prolonged siege of a much larger village, over the theft of 65L of tar for my village..

I stayed up til all hours of the night on Easter, waiting for a perfect moment to strike when I knew my surreptitious deeds wouldn't be spotted in time. Rushed to the underground of said enemy village of thieves, built a dick-pali to lock their access to L2. Finally, one of my ideas worked against those bastards, and the thought of my tar theft being vindicated.

I slept like a nab, because I had been up nearly 36 hours consecutively... I awoke to my new enemy(whom i had no idea was separate from the previous village) had palisades off our L3 and L4 access, with a fresh claim and everything. I was livid, so I tapped all of this new palisade and found a place that was weak enough to be hand bashed...

I bashed thru and set up a battering ram on my new enemy's overnight claim, thinking he was going to get away with the spoils of war I had worked so hard to screw my previous enemy out of. I waited in a large connection cavern, and suddenly I see the guy whose claim popped up thru the night...I wasted no time in hitting him with a raw hide, and proceeded to slice him up like zorro. He tried to hit me, which he did, for 5 red, while I cleaved this little punk twice and he was out like a light to my superior weaponry.

Then I found mr.new opportunist had a minehole which I proceeded to bash, and I figured that was the end of it..

So he apparently had the resources to get back down to L3 again, and he left me a sign akin to "I'm gonna bash your mine supports, THIS IS MY CAVE".

Several weeks pass and I figured duder got the message with the KO...then pops up a little palisade where I had bashed his first minehole.."fort chad, no incels allowed" and a rune on the surface telling me to stay mad "f**got"...

So enter last night, I was drinking a little and thought I was mistaken, but lo and behold I found his L4 on a scouting run, mined my way into "fort chad" and summarily broke every single minehole he had from L5 all the way to the surface.

Long winded but I really enjoyed myself, 10/10, would KO again.

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[MagicManICT]

Thanks for the story! A much more interesting read than before.

[Whisper]

Thanks for this reminder to pali all my mineholes

[Roxaereon]

Great content. This helps The Moot stay alive.

[kirion]