Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[Projeear]

Rules: Post the Band, with the modified title, with a youtube link to the original song. Then commence with your skill.

It's alot of fun!

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The Beatles - I am the Fisherman
Youtube It, Sing Along!

I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together!
See how they run like a noob from an ant;
see how they fly.
I'm creasing.


Sitting on a river...
Waiting for the Brill to come.
Incorporated villagers, stupid bloody newbies
Boss you've been a naughty boy.
you let your secret out too long


I am the fisherman
they are the lesser men
I'm a fucking walrus!
Goo goo g' joob!


Mr. Village Chieftain sitting, silly little Hirdmen in a row.
See how they fly like selling blue-pies; See how they go,
I'm lonely.
I'm crying... I'm crying, I'm crying...


Thieving little bastard...
Trying to steal my fishy eye.
Gonna stab ya with a rod; Chase you from my fishing pod
Boy, you've been a naughty kid; you left your scents in town.


I am the Fisherman...
They're probably Russian,
I'm a fucking Walrus!
Goo goo g' joob!


Sitting with an English fellow,
waiting for the sun...
If the sun don't shine you find Sturgeon,
You get a Stugeon from fishing as a fisherman.

I am the Fisherman,
He's an Englishman
But I don't know his name!
Goo goo g' joob


Smoking, text perv chatting up girls
don't you think they're just fucking with you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snide...
I'm creasing.

Why are there no Pilchards?
Gonna request it in the Wizard's Tower...
Elementary programmer laughing at my idea, Man, you should have seen them laughing, at little me.


I'm just a fisherman,
They are the forum-men,
But I'm like a Walrus!
Goo goo g' joob!
Goo goo g' joob!

Goo goo g' joob!
goo goo g' joob,
goo goo g'!
juba juba juba!
juba juba juba!
juba juba juba!
juba juba!

[Tonkyhonk]

sly and the family stone - Its a Forum Affair


It's a forum affair, it's a forum affair
It's a forum affair, it's a forum affair

One child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to grief
And another child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to beef

Haven loves the both of them
You see it's the drama
Both kids are good to Haven
"Don't be a stick-in-the-mud"
It's a forum affair, it's a forum affair

Newly joined a week ago
But you're still checking each other out
Hey, nobody wants to blow
Nobody wants to get locked out

You can't leave, 'cause your hearth is there
But you can't stay, 'cause you been getting raided!
You can't cry, 'cause you'll look like a butthurt
But you're cryin' anyway 'cause you're all butthurts!

It's a forum affair
It's a forum affair.....

[Tonkyhonk]

This is dedicated to Jorb & Loftar

Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling
(dont tell me another version is blah-blah, this has to be theirs for a reason)

Ouga-chaka ouga-ouga Ouga-chaka...

I can't stop this feelin' deep inside of me
Devs, you just don't realize what you do to me
When you finish your own Salem work
You'll let me know everything's all right

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
I'm high on believin' that you're updating soon

Maps are wild as wandy
But we haven't got a horse yet
Devs, you keep me thirsty for another announcement thread
Got it bad from you, devs, but I don't need no cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure

All the good fun when you're updating
Keep it up, devs, yeah I can wait a bit more

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
I'm high on believin' that you're updating soon

karaoke with the instrumental
Claims are huge and increasing
But LPs are all overflowing
shout fast
Devs, you keep me thirsty for another fix for villages

All the good fun when you're updating
Keep it up, devs, yeah I can wait a bit more

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
I'm high on believin' that you're updating soon...


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oh my, projeear, you cursed me! i cant stop doing this now xD

[Projeear]

I lolled on that last one .

I'll do another later; my cows are starving right now!

[Tonkyhonk]

couldnt wait for your next one

En Vogue - Free your mind

Prejudice, wrote a song about it.
Like to hear it? Here we go!

Free your mind!

I wear a bear cape, a soldier's sword
It doesn't mean that I'm your white knight, no no
I type different alphabets, wear a pumpkin head
That doesn't mean that I'm out killing noobs, no-no-no
Oh my forgive me for having red hair, no
It doesn't mean that I'm another Guy In Real Life, yea yea
I might say "I quit!" for a day or two
It doesn't mean I don't like my perma-death game

Why, oh why, must it be this way?
Before you can read me, you gotta learn how to see me, I said

Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color-blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color-blind, don't be so shallow

So I'm a mercher, buy things with bricks
That really doesn't mean that all my quality's bad
So why dispute me, and waste my time?
Because you really think the price is high for me
I can't kill without having summoned, no
I'm wearing necro, but I ain't got no murder
Oh now attitude, why even bother
I can't ram your walls, you can't break my hearth vault

why, oh why, must it be this way?
Before you can read me, you gotta learn how to see me, I said

Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color-blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color-blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind...

[Tonkyhonk]

Aretha Franklin - Seal (movie "Blues Brothers" version)

Seal, seal, seal, seal
You seal, seal, seal them all

You better seal, seal all the cornerposts you've got
Yeah, seal, don't let your neighbors do it for free

Let's go back, let's go back, let's go way on the day back when
I didn't even know how to claim my own shabby log cabin (just a noob)
I ain't no experienced, I ain't no raider with skills
But it don't take no LPs to avoid what they're doing to me

You better seal, seal all the cornerposts you've got
Yeah, seal, don't let your neighbors do it for you

Oh freedom, freedom, freedom, yeah freedom, right now
Freedom, freedom, you know freedom, oh freedom right now

Hey, seal the posts, you seal the posts

There ain't nothing you could offer I'd take from you, well I won't
But I was gonna change, well I'm not if you keep leaving the posts unsealed

Hey, seal all the cornerposts you've got
Hey noob, seal, don't let your neighbors seal it for free

People walking around every day, checking walls and taking notes
Trying to lock noobs in the walls, well be careful you don't get locked in

Yeah seal, seal all the cornerposts you've got
Yay-yay-yay-yay don't let your neighbors do it for free

You need gates, if you got no village
with your hearth inside, there ain't nothing you alone can do

Yeah yeah, seal them all now (they're gonna seal for you)
Check your cornerposts, Seal them right now

Oh freedom, freedom, freedom, yeah freedom
Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom
Right now, hey, you seal them all

Devs working around every day, checking forums and doing salem
PMing to ask them to get you out, well it's the thing in the past, they won't

Seal, seal all the cornerposts you've got
Noob, seal, don't let your neighbors do it for you

You need gates, if you got no village
without materials, there ain't no rams you can build

Yeah yeah, seal them all right now (what they're going to do to you)
To the forum, eh? it won't help you much
Yeah right now
This evening? No, right now!
Noobidooo, yay
This evening? No, right now!
yay seal them, seal them right now...

[Tonkyhonk]

its pretty sad that i seem to be the only one who is enjoying this
well, ill just post one last tune and be done with this thread, i guess.
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Bob Marley - Farming

We're farming
I wanna farm with you
We're farming, farming
And I hope you like farming too

Hemps are going orange, mate, cant go out for a date
been waiting for buds the whole night through
Everyday honey drip, but wax isnt coming quick
Farming till the farming is through

We're farming
To think that farming is a thing for a bot
We're farming
And I hope farming is not gonna rot

No i never get bored, need to feed worms in the cupboard
Or they are gonna all die and no silk
You can raise pigs, cows and sheep, even cocks and hens in a coop
Life is much more than just milk

We're farming
Farming in the name of the Lord
We're farming
Farming right straight from Yord

Holy Huge Beetroot
Holy Huge Beetroot
JAH hideth in Huge Beetroot
And rules all LP boost

And We're farming
What you wanna do?
I wanna farm with you
We're farming
And I hope you like farming too

Trees grow by and by and assures your quality high
To keep you satisfied
No worries it's day or night, sun or rain no matter alright
So farm by my side

We're farming
I wanna farm with you
We're farming and farming and farming and farming...
And I hope you like farming too
We're farming and farming and farming and farming...
I wanna farm with you
Farming, farming...
Hope you like farming too
Farming, farming...

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Nisshin Cupnoodle has made great parody commercials in the past if youre interested
its super-funny if you understand Japanese (english subs for you to understand)
Jamiroquai←the best one, many japanese didnt realize its Japanese for a while
Freddie Mercury
Bon Jovi

[Markoff_Chaney]

its pretty sad that i seem to be the only one who is enjoying this

Blink those tears from your eyes, Tonkyhonk. Take a hanky and give it a honk. Everything's gonna be smiles and tapping feet now that MC Markoff Chaney--the Emcee M.C.--is here.

This next tune goes out to all those raiders who've had their vaults nuked by Jorb. The music is courtesy of The Blind Boys of Alabama and their song "(Jesus Hits like the) Atom Bomb". The lyrics are courtesy of yours truly. Enjoy.

(You know now) Everybody's worried (hey now) about the raider's home
(Well) No one seems worried about the day that Jorb shall come
(You'd better) Set your vault in order (for he) he may be coming soon
(And then he'll) hit like an atom bomb, when he comes, when he comes

[Tonkyhonk]

*blink blink*

you genius, that one is super-hilarious

[Dataslycer]

I'm sure someone is going kill me for this but here it goes.
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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

We're no strangers to killing
You know the gold mine is, and so do I
Dragon helm and thanes' what I'm thinking of
Give me the keys to it, or you will die!
I want to hear you begging
Before my soldier sword enter your guts.

Never gonna give you time
Never gonna let you live
Want to hear you rage on Congress
Gonna steal your precious keys
Gonna snatch your precious pants
On the forum I wanna hear you make a fuss.