H&H Song Part. 2 (money inside)

[kLauE]

I would pay some $$$ if someone would make a hiphop-track about hnh lolz
Lets say 10$ if the track is good, x2 if the track is from avu

+10$ if the track is in korean
+5$ if the track is in russian

[Jackard]

I await a russian-korean song from avu

[Anomaly]

I await a russian-korean song from avu

So, all in all Avu would get 35 bucks, not bad.

[kLauE]

that would make 50$... but only if i get the rights to sell it at iTunes

10$+10$+5$ x2 = 50$

[Anomaly]

What if Avu made an entire album of H&H songs?! We get more players, Avu gets his money, klaue profits, everybody is happy!

[Jotun]

This is relevant to my interests.

[Sarchi]

Potjeh already made up the lyrics for a HnH rap song.

[saltmummy626]

Potjeh already made up the lyrics for a HnH rap song.

here you go


You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.

[Jackard]

You still eat ants while I roll in cheese

If nothing else the post was worthwhile for this line

[Irish_Pride]

Potjeh already made up the lyrics for a HnH rap song.

here you go


You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.

He really like... does roll in cheese.
Cheese overload over here. ._.