by Argus » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:30 pm
Part of American's Constitution invokes the right to keep and arm bears...
...Wait, what?
Okay, yes, IN REAL LIFE bears do sometimes get a bum rap. Mostly because stupid Darwin Award contestants think they are just big dumb animals when they are high-level omnivorous predators, nearly as skilled as primates at getting into things. Grizzlies and polar bears are the most aggressive, too (don't let those Coca-Cola ads fool you; polar bears will treat you like a snack if they're hungry).
In H&H, they're terrifying. They can outrun you in most terrain, and do lots of damage. Safest place to be is in a boat, offshore.