What kind of curio would you want to be?

[Argus]

Kinda branching off from the 'What's a shocked frog' thread...

Let's say Jorb and Loftar picked you as inspiration for a new curio. What would you like to be, and where would you be found?

For me: Glass Eye
Found: While digging for clay

Reasoning: I had a hell of a time figuring out the best place to find clay, and wasted a lot of time digging in crappy mudflats or riverbanks. As to the glass eye, well... my name IS Argus, and I am Always Watching.

[theTrav]

King of the Dirt Farmers

Found when digging soil / earthworms or perhaps something you can craft using earthworms

[WarpedWiseMan]

When taking signposts or making roadways, everytime you get a sign you have a chance to get a Warped Arrow.

On account of the fact that I give the worst directions possible. Every single time.

[Kaios]

Dryad Hair

Pulled from a Dryad's head.

[DaMaGe]

Dried blood. Found on boar tusks or bear teeth. Damage...

[novaalpha]

Pandora's box.

[Grog]

groggy grog

randomly spawns in your inventory while you sleep in drunk-modus
its looking like a hearthling-shaped dream

[Gaskin]

Jorbling

[Grog]

Jorbling

ah penis?

[kLauE]

Claw of Death

randomly gained by killing chars with over 2 mio. Q depends on lifetime LP from the char who was killed.