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OMG, whos hearth is that!?! lol

Postby coldgust2 » Sat May 28, 2011 2:05 am

So i traveled for hours to get to the worlds most perfect hermit spot, and build a house, then ask some questions on coordinates to learn roughly where i am, then im fishing, posting on the forums, and i go inside my house, eat some fish, making sure there was no tics in my branch bed, then something catches my eye.... theres a hearth fire in my house, 'is that mine?', i travel to my hearth and it puts me outside my front door, 'Its not mine!!!', nothings missing, why isnt anything missing? what is the strangers motives, nothings missing!!, what do they want, did a bear hearth in my house???? lol, whats going on guys, i feel violated, lol, im just gonna eat my fish outside my front door and make a bed here, lol
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Postby GrimEggbert » Sat May 28, 2011 2:06 am

Get Yeomanry you lazy bum.
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Postby coldgust2 » Sat May 28, 2011 2:18 am

GrimEggbert wrote:Get Yeomanry you lazy bum.



lol, okay you caught me, i've been being lazy, 2500 more LP and ive got it, lol, on second thought i might be missing an eel, or i might of ate it, i cant remember, 'mom im hungry!', "you just had dinner!", 'oh yeah, i forgot.'
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Postby Radenk » Sat May 28, 2011 2:20 am

Or just place your hearthfire in front of your door so people can't enter your house.
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Postby Sarchi » Sat May 28, 2011 2:42 am

You now own a slave. Congratulations.
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Postby NaoWhut » Sat May 28, 2011 3:12 am

lol
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Postby btaylor » Sat May 28, 2011 3:51 am

Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.


If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.
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Postby Saphireking65 » Sat May 28, 2011 8:25 am

btaylor wrote:
Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.


If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.


Do this, then wait for him to log on and explain his predicament, and how you now own him. Once you build a wall around your home, move your hearth so he can toil in your fields while you sit in the shade drinking tea that he farmed. The only reason he will stay is because you will be feeding him cone cows and dandelions while you eat Floatsams.

Then, when the time comes, sacrifice him to Jorbtar.
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Postby ValerieHallaway » Sat May 28, 2011 10:15 am

Saphireking65 wrote:
btaylor wrote:
Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.


If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.


Do this, then wait for him to log on and explain his predicament, and how you now own him. Once you build a wall around your home, move your hearth so he can toil in your fields while you sit in the shade drinking tea that he farmed. The only reason he will stay is because you will be feeding him cone cows and dandelions while you eat Floatsams.

Then, when the time comes, sacrifice him to Jorbtar.

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Postby coldgust2 » Mon May 30, 2011 11:29 pm

btaylor wrote:
Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.


If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.


Guys my slave didnt protect my stuff, they let someone come in and steal my bonesaw and eat all my fish, but the boats are still there, so i guess my slave protected something, and thats the closest i could put my hearth fire towards the door, i dont know if it will block anybody in, cause theres still enough room between the fire and the door for me to walk in.
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