Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

[Shask]

(yes, this thread is a joke)

- children walking around in bunny slippers
- huge ladybugs fly around
- instead of school, they stare at four-legged animals made from things that fall off trees
- the doctor's cure for depression is to stand on a toad every 4 hours
- there are murderous Russians everywhere

to be continued..

[Robertzon]

You throw rocks at wild animals.

[MagicManICT]

Monstrous bears and boars lurk behind trees waiting to murder you.

[Mopstar]

theres alot of Russains there

[Sotsa]

no swedes ever fight back

[Robertzon]

People like to steal pants.

[tempwad]

no wolves or birds in forests, only foxes, boars, bears.
all trees falls only to one direction, parhaps strong wind.

[Jackard]

people lock their doors and never use them, choosing instead to teleport outside

[ScegfOd]

1. almost everyone you meet will either give you free stuff or kill you on sight for no reason
2. if you smelt ores in sweden, some of the slag produced will be normal stone, but further refinement will produce a special useless kind of stone
3. the thorns on the swedish forest floor can be deadly

edit: forgot one
4. most areas that are not forest or mountain have a phallic shape when viewed from above, some more than others

[screwbag]

I live in Sweden .. And I wake up...I don my smelly animal hides. I then arm myself with rocks and pointy things made from the bones of my previous kills. I paddle endlessly in search of game.... But I am a wild man, a manly man!
Me make fire! *insert manly grunt here*. Ooh look a dandelion!