I just woke up so the dream is still fresh in my mind. Everything was as if I were really there so here is what happened:
I was wandering through a Russian settlement, casing outside its walls looking for a way in to see if I could steal some things. They were in the process of expanding and I could see walls being built and there were large areas where I could walk through and were unclaimed. I was able to walk in and I could see people in the distance walking around so I knew there were others around so I had to be cautious as I made my way inside.
I was wearing a Green Ranger's Cape and nothing else so I started sprinting towards their town square. Then, I started to see more and more people walking around which didn't seem to care I was there so I decided to just walk instead as to not draw suspicion.
As I was walking toward the square there were a ton of people waking past me. I didn't want to say anything because they would know I wasn't Russian so instead I decided to just nod at them politely and wave/bow. It seemed to work because everyone waved and nodded back smiling.
After I got past the group of people I came upon a row of houses that looked like a regular neighborhood in real life so I decided to pretend I was looking for a house address on a piece of paper I had in my pocket. All the house addresses were in Russian so I was just staring at the scrap of paper pretending I knew what I was looking for like, "Hmm. Oh maybe it's this house? Ahhh no THIS is what I'm looking for."
Anyways, in the process of wandering around the houses some people respawned out of nowhere. A large voice boomed overhead about how they were "knights being reborn" and I knew that made them vulnerable to attack because they had no armor on at the moment and weak so any blow could kill them permanently.
I walked up next to them and I started punching them but I wasn't able to harm them. They looked at me so I thought "uh oh" and I tried to hearth back home but everything paused for a moment and then combat was initiated. However, they had no weapons or armor and somehow I was carrying some of their gear in my inventory but it weighed me down so I ditched it and I sprinted down a road to try and escape.
It wasn't long before I was being chased by nearly the entire town and I was running out of stamina so I knew I had to stop and fight them. I slowed down to a walk and I started walking backwards with my arms to my sides in a "come at me bro" fashion. My cape was starting to fall off my back and I seen someone coming at me whose name stood out above his head. TheBaron.
For some odd reason I knew I was defeated so I dropped to one knee with my head hung and he pulled out his sword in one quick motion slashing me across my forehead. I slumped down to the ground in death, or at least I thought I was dead. As they all started walking away a few peasant noobs stayed behind to loot my corpse.
While they were rifling through my body I got up. I must have been feigning death and they started freaking out and attacking me with wooden swords and wooden pitchforks/long sticks. Since I just got up I was really slow moving around but after a few minutes I was up and fighting off their attacks with my bare hands, taking some of their weapons and using them myself.
That's when I woke up and knew I had to share this awesome and weird dream with all of you. I hope you enjoyed it.