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The Thriving Fortress Bronzemurder

Postby btaylor » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:52 am

I was doing a search for "Dwarf Fortress" when I found this link.

http://www.nzfortress.co.nz/forum/showt ... hp?t=20768

Does anyone have any interesting stories about their Dwarf Fortress experiences?
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Postby Onionfighter » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:53 am

Yeah, there is another one by the same guy, too. Pretty entertaining.
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Postby SherRax » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:22 am

Duuuude, that thing gets dark x_x

Still, I laughed my arse off continually.
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Postby saltmummy626 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:49 am

lol. I read those only two days ago. fucking hilarious.
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Postby btaylor » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:20 am

Zombie Slugmen... Batdwarf... I can die with no regrets now.
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Postby kaizokuroof » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:04 am

Too bad the actual game requires an insane amount of imagination and patience to learn all those fucking ASCII symbols.... The graphics pack was shit. Still it's always a game I wanted to get into. Great stories none the less, thanks for the read :)
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Postby btaylor » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:54 pm

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Postby wickerman_156 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:30 pm

What the hell are you guys on about, there are some great tilesets available and there is Stonesense which gives a 3D view of the game and looks a hell of a lot better than that picture.
Let me show you, here's the story of my fortresses through screenshots.

First Fortress (Glimmergear):
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8445/dfsiege1.png
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3340/dfsiege2.png
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1182/dfarmy1.png
http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/130/dfssoverview.png
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/8838/dfroyalquarters.png
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/263/dfssqueen.png
The goblins lawspeaker who was a forgotten beast/demon and 10 goblins flew in on giant bats and landed right in my unprotected courtyard and butchered everyone, I had around 50 military dwarfs, in the end I only had 4 left who managed to slay him:
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/2599/dfmassacre.png
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6483/dfthehorror.png

Third Fortress (The Black Citadel):
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/3799/dfbattle1.jpg
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9113/dfbattle2.pngThe D's are demons.
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7626/dfcentaursiege.png
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6348/dfcentaursiege2.png
^Didn't use a single weapon trap in any of these.
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/7181/dfssoverview2.png

Adventure:
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5830/dfdragonkillking.png I was the dragon :)
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6193/dfadvambush.png
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Postby warhamer » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:19 am

balista battery fuck yeah!
And I saw that guys stuff years ago but it still is funny
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Re: The Thriving Fortress Bronzemurder

Postby Horatius » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:58 am

btaylor wrote:Image

I want to believe.


Sorry to shatter your dreams but I believe that picture is a few centuries old. There was not even any information about whether this is an actual project when it appeared. I doubt anything will come of it.
I'm still ashamed and embarrassed about my last post. There are many small reasons but no real excuse for what I said in the end. All that remains is regret because I won't be able to make up for it again.

See you in a different game maybe. Hopefully without retardation from my side.
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