Sorry for the long delay. I had to take care of some business in the real world and I just now got some time to myself... now where was I? Ah yes.
"Upon taking my first steps into this strange new world I am greeted by a skeleton couple. Could this be an omen from the Maker? What could this bizarre symbolism mean? Thoughts of my own mortality began racing through my mind. Surely if I should fall here would anyone even remember me? I vowed at that moment to make a name for myself. I will make myself known. I will be somebody."

"I set out to the southeast, determined to find someone, something, so that I could make myself known. After a few minutes of travel I come across a land-bridge, and something just so happened to be there waiting for me. From out of the underbrush of the fir trees a wild boar attacked. I quickly made a break for the water, hoping for a temporary reprieve from my assailant so that I could think of a strategy to escape this cunning beast. Whether it was divine intervention from the Maker himself or just luck, a hunter came up the river in a rowboat and asked if I needed help.
He jumped out of his boat and made short work of the boar and offered the corpse to me. I was extremely grateful for his timely arrival and gladly accepted his offering. As quickly as he arrived, the hunter picked up his boat and rowed off into the distance. I didn't even know his name, nor did he mine. It was an unspoken gesture of kindness that I would never forget."

"As the day quickly disappeared over the horizon I decided to set up camp for the night. With a belly full of roasted boar and a nice spruce bed to sleep in, sleep came easily. As I lay back and gaze up at the stars, I think to myself, "What a wonderful world."