Your favourite joke.

[Saif_Mahlik]

Share your 3 favourite jokes here!

My favourite jokes -

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.”

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”


No racist jokes, no offensive jokes regarding religions and no jokes against Nationalities

Share your jokes !

[ravenguard19]

"I used to be a great terrorist like you, then i took an bullet to the head"
Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden

[Swarm]

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'.

[Rugila]

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'.

Are you sure that here aren't any of those players that believe in Islam, if i were a one i would ticked off by that joke, not funny
I do understood the joke, but we shouldn't make jokes about religion.

[HarryDresden]

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'.

Are you sure that here aren't any of those players that believe in Islam, if i were a one i would ticked off by that joke, not funny
I do understood the joke, but we shouldn't make jokes about religion.

Hey, we're talking about Islam here, no need to blow things out of proportion. Get it? Oh wait, he only had one chance...

[Tonkyhonk]

1)
"a famous raider attacked me, he only ko'ed me and gave me nice gifts so that i can do better now! thank you, dear raider! FAITH IN HAVEN AND HEARTH RESTORED!"
"ha ha, im glad you liked it!"

2)
"i robbed those noobs and dropped all their shit items in the river, but i didnt kill them. they should be grateful that i didnt kill, besides, now they can be smarter! im seriously allergic to idiots."
"a raider attacked me, but she didnt kill me and im so glad im alive, and we are friends now! oh thank you so much for not killing me and showing mercy, dear raider! and you are famous too, im so honored!"

3)
"why are the aboves jokes? what am i missing?"

[painhertz]

Saif_Mahlik

[Saif_Mahlik]

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'.

"I used to be a great terrorist like you, then i took an bullet to the head"
Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden

Silly jokes and if they carry on it will be reported (Read what I wrote at the end)

[burgingham]

Well to be fair here if you are allowed to make jokes about Americans then they may as well make jokes about Islam.

[kralmir]

exactly, its always cool to joke about literally anything as long as it isnt islam.

well grow a funnybone, its no different then blond jokes, nobody actually believes it, its just a cheap and usually shitty way to get a few laughs.