1,000 Ways To Die In Haven And Hearth

[LostJustice]

Everyone has died a ton before they got the hang of this game. Even pros and veterans die on random occasions. This thread is meant to share those moments and try to rack up a total of 1,000 ways to die in Haven and Hearth by players sharing how they or a friend of theirs died. So post how you have died or a friend has died and I will add it to the list.

DO NOT POST:
I died.
Someone Killed me.
Fox Killed me.

POST THIS:
I died from running head first into a bear.
I got sniped from over a wall by a random stranger.
My friend got killed by fox because he didn't close the sign pen.


1,000 Ways To Die List
1. I died from running head first into a bear.
2. I got sniped from over a wall by a random stranger.
3. My friend got killed by fox because he didn't close the sign pen.
4. I plucked a hair from a wild cow and he didn't like it.
5. I went AFK while fishing and found myself treading water.
6. I bought the swimming skill and took it for a test run.
7. I forgot to wear my miner helmet while mining.
8. I tried taming a boar first time.
9. My friend blindy followed an Ent into a boar.
10. I logged in to find a bear next t my hearth fire.
11. I died because I tried to enter DIS. (Krikke93)
12. I died because I didn't close my gate at my cave entrance so they got into my camp and summoned me by mining into my cave. (Krikke93)
13. A cave-in damaged me and as soon as I got out of my cave a bear was waiting there to kill me. (Krikke93)
14. My friend died because I gave him my stolen stuff and it got tracked down. (Krikke93)
15. Was raiding an ant hill when my internet cut out, they never stopped attacking. (BallisticMeat)
16. I got KO'd (nearly died) to a boar once. I was running towards it on a 10-15 cons character and I clicked the portrait twice in lag by mistake so I just ran straight into it. Funny thing is I was killing it to give to some random noob at the time so they saw me get my shit kicked. (jordancoles)
17. Stealing from a noob then felt bad gave stuff back got killed. (wipeout)
18. Logging in where I logged out and found a bear. (wipeout)
19. Saying to a spy alt that there ls was a jerk. (wipeout)
20. Raided ant-hill, hopped in a boat and crashed half-way in the river with the ants still aggroed and some dick smashed boat before client opened and deded. (DDDsDD999)
21. I'll surely be able to cross this small river! (Doness)
22. I can probably outrun that bear to the water! (Doness)
23. As a noob I died because I tried to lure 2 anthills at once, then I didn't know how to handle the lag and died. (Marsdarth)
24. Died to DIS 1shotting me over the palisade. (Marsdarth)
25. Died because my boat was too close to the shore when shooting a bear. (Marsdarth)
26. Died because my LS mouthed off to the LS of mirror lake. (Marsdarth)
27. I died by "trusting" ainran and getting oathed to their village last world. (zmurrell)
28. I died to some guy that backstabbed me by summoning me while i was at school because he was jelly of my stuff. (zmurrell)
29. While laying stone to build a wall on, I was killed by two bandits today. When I logged in my key alt a bit later to check for any addtional damage, they jumped me again and killed him, too. (Pjotr84)
30. Friend died because I caved a wall in on him.
31. My friend died because I ran from a bear and he was the only option to decoy.
32. My alt died because my friend shot me for killing his alt for using him as a decoy.
33. Fighting a troll with my fist. (Olk1)
34. Idol gank and Ping Pong Palace, Idol gank at Karun Ang (alt), attempted idol gank at ThreeSplits, I killz dem. (Popfor)
35. Jerk friend rammed me with a boat while I was swimming. (Popfor)
36. I was attacked by 10 foxhats all in fancy stuff of a lake. (Popfor)
37. AFKd for slider bars inside a palisade with a two way crossroad (inside and out) and everyone got slaughtered. (Eightmark)
38. Died with a friend after skinning a fox by a river by dhelmers. (Eightmark)
39. Always consider lag when swimming. (Borka)
40. Getting lured out of your palli (after having a stressfull day just before wanting to log out so not eager to waste time on switching to UA/MC char) by a helpless seeming noob and getting one hit killed by him. (Borka)
41. Edd killed me over a silkmoth in my first week of haven. (Mereck)
42. My friend got his boat destroy while saying his nationnality. (stoixion)
43. Trampled to death by mouflon, lag was involved, I tried to shoot one and run to the safety of the river, but ran into a tree instead. (min the fair)
44. I died trusting HaZZoR And then gettting ganked by DiS. (sgtcayir)
45. I died Being too close to land with a 10~ ua char and aggroing a Auroch. (sgtcayir)
46. I died leaving scents from killing a theif and then getting tracked by odditown and bashed in and summoned. (sgtcayir)
47. I died porting to an Idol to give LS to somebody else instead they just killed me. (sgtcayir)
48. I died running past a boar and getting my shit wrecked. (sgtcayir)
49. Wipe was announced in W3. So A.D. union went against Sodom. I died in this fight. (LadyGoo)
50. Died in combat in the Lavenham raid on world 4, I had no idea how to fight and died in a Brawl against rawrz and oddity. (AAlex)
51. Died In world 5 in Emberwood raid, afking at the idol with no sound, damn you ark su client. (AAlex)
52. Died in the first few weeks of world 6 in a fight with a bear, killed me as it was enraged. (AAlex)
53. Died while tracking scents and porting out on top of 9 people. (AAlex)
54. Died fighting some A.D. guys that were raiding Marvel Town, bit off more than I could chew and ended up getting jump punched to death in a cellar. (AAlex)
55. Died while trying to grief Kamakazii, ended up bumping into Ainran and getting Ganked in the cellar again. (AAlex)

[LostJustice]

Reserved

[LostJustice]

Reserved

[LostJustice]

Reserved. Now post how you have died.

[krikke93]

I died because I tried to enter DIS.
I died because I didn't close my gate at my cave entrance so they got into my camp and summoned me by mining into my cave.
A cave-in damaged me and as soon as I got out of my cave a bear was waiting there to kill me.
My friend died because I gave him my stolen stuff and it got tracked down.

Oh and by the way, a tree person is called an Ent.
Good idea, this thread

[LostJustice]

Lol Those are some funny ways and Ill fix that and im adding yours to the list.

[krikke93]

Lol Those are some funny ways and Ill fix that and im adding yours to the list.

I bet there will be some a-holes trying to troll your thread by throwing rants at your face. Don't mind them, I like your thread.
And surely I didn't mention all the ways I died, because that would be boring, so I just wrote some funny remembrance down

[LostJustice]

Haters will be Haters but I am a lover. ^.^

And yea that is just what I'm looking for, people to share their funny, depresing, or grand ways they or a friend have died.

[BallisticMeat]

Was raiding an ant hill when my internet cut out, they never stopped attacking

[LostJustice]

That has happened to me a few times too. Thats when the crappy internet makes me feel like a noob again. ^.^