A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

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A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby sonerohi » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:59 am

Currently, a flock of chickens poses the biggest threat ever to any civilized area. Why? I will explain to you a phenomenon known as 'chicken vision'.

When a male fox senses it is mating season, he will become extremely aggressive. During this time he will attack everything except bears. It takes a lot of energy to keep up this warpath, so foxes have developed special senses to help find prey. During this time a fox will have a keener sense of smell and sight, allowing it to sense and home in on flocks of chickens from up to three rings away. Chickens are a rather inconspicuous creature, and so one does not usually become frightened when a flock shows up at their door. There is only one small problem ladies and gentlemen. In our land... It is ALWAYS mating season. So when one day your relationship with the chickens turns sour due to them calling in a swarm of foxes to your house, think of this paragraph. Remember the words of wisdom. Ladies and gentlemen, do the world a favour. Slaughter every chicken you see on the spot.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby WorkerDrone » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:29 am

DO IT FOR ARMOK.

HE COMMANDS US TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF THE POULTRY THAT HAUNT OUR LAND.

GO FORTH AND DO HIS BIDDING.
[02:31] <WorkerDrone> Kinky.
[02:31] <Malicus> Actually, it's more like it destroyed his pants.
[02:31] <WorkerDrone> Even more kinky.
[02:32] <Malicus> Yes.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Haven » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:38 am

... If only we had gates. Just think... We too could unleash the foxes of war upon our enemies, using chicken bait to draw them in after each bloody massacre.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Rift » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:09 am

Frankly chickens and other pests like rats are FAR far more annoying to cart trade.. they seem to be everywhere.. and you cant run them over.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Laremere » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:27 am

I like to throw them into the mine.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Coriander » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:42 pm

Laremere wrote:I like to throw them into the mine.

No wonder. Have you been down their recently? The last thing I need while mining is to have those %$#@ foxes on my back :o
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Peter » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:19 pm

Just the day before yesterday our RL chickens hached some eggs...
I can't wait for interactions with birds.

Only thing is, is that anybody who knows chickens knows that wild ones aren't white, they're brown, red, and black.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby sami1337 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:27 pm

They are not wild. They escaped from a cloning farm.
The ones who see things differently.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Trafalgar » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:23 pm

If there's one thing having chickens IRL does for you, it makes you go "This chicken AI is TERRIBLE" in every game you play which has chickens. Also, these chickens should be extinct by now, methinks. :P
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Re: A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

Postby Peter » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:18 am

Trafalgar wrote:If there's one thing having chickens IRL does for you, it makes you go "This chicken AI is TERRIBLE" in every game you play which has chickens. Also, these chickens should be extinct by now, methinks. :P


Exactly; that AI's not nearly stupid enough.
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