I am sorry I scared you by chasing you with a saw in my hand. Telling you to pick up frogs for LP was in fact, not trolling you, and I am dreadfully sorry I scared you when I alt clicked the trees to flash green before your eyes, that was mean.
I can't say I didn't wat myself and laugh nervously when you said you only had one attention, and when you told me you were getting your exp up to 10 because a guide was showing you how to play, I wanted to show you the world, shining shimmering splendor and all. Let's hope you do not die a fourth time to Buffalo, and that you continue to play, even with scary people trying to kill you with kindness.
The 'no, I know how this game works, I don't want your string, you'll put me in your debt and chop my head off when I can't pay my debts' made me wonder what horrors you've been through in Salem.
This seriously just happened right now.. I still don't know if it was a troll or what.