What happened to you irl?

[krikke93]

I just broke my brother's teeth in half with a glass of cola.

What happened to you irl (the last week, month)?

[HasseKebab]

i broke my right arm 3 years ago, i cant really stretch it out 100% anymore ;_;

[Arcanist]

I got killed by a Korean after trying to steal his bear.

That was in the real world.

[jonamaster]

Got AIDS.

[krikke93]

Got AIDS.

Doesn't matter had sex

If you're not trolling, I'm sorry, must suck ;s

[saltmummy626]

Ive only ever suffered a sprained ankle. not much of a risk taker so I dont suffer many serious injuries. poison myself a lot though... black mold is a hell of a thing.

[parisparisparis]

Hey this post seems fun i will read about people wow fuck everyone seriously messed up . *continues of years in hiding , away from society*

[overtyped]

I just found out I love painkillers, and i've been taking them nonstop, and guess what? IM SUPER HAPPY! All you have to do is say you have a really bad headache, and theyll give you some seriously good shit.

[jordancoles]

I moved into an apartment with my girlfriend and only said "Holy fuck you have too much clothing!" 15 times.

[Ninijutsu]

I don't leave my house, not much to say.