Obituaries HnH~w7

[Tonkyhonk]

Obituaries:
the lives and deaths, careers, foibles and crimes of the good, the bad, the simply famous and non-famous in the hearthlands.

Will The Circle Be Unbroken

★Introduction to this thread★
This thread is to share your feelings with the deaths happened in the hearthlands without worrying about the deceased being famous or not.
Write your and/or your friend's obituaries to let others know, moan and laugh and move on with inherits, or address you're quitting if you want, or make it a simple notice for your neighbors you do not have any other contacts.


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some of you might remember my obituary thread on salem forums, which was made for the Tumbleweed Courant. this thread is not for any newspaper articles (im not doing it here since i see no need doing it) but for the real purpose of sharing the ingame deaths that would not get locked just because someone is not famous enough or someone cannot write well enough. thus, i am not putting any rules here, want this to be a freestyle, all up to the poster as long as one keeps the forum rules stated in the Rule Announcement.

[Tonkyhonk]

let me start.

Tateria, a Japanese hunter & miner, drowned himself after getting ganked by a couple of silent raiders in merch robes and with b12.
He was a lovable all-rounder, who was always generous to all the friendly players nearby, experienced almost everything that haven offered him, solely except for raiding and trolls.... He shall be missed by all who got to know him.

His villagers unfortunately could not manage to finish tracking to the perp's vault before the assault scent expired, but their info source from the neighborhood says they think they know who are responsible and keeping it unrevealed for the time being.

[Arcanist]

YanSy RIP

He drowned himself after being chased by 3 korean players, with much higher stats than him.
Rest in Peace, he will be remembered in death as he was in life.

[Vaku]

Balor, friend of a close few, may he rest in peace.

Balor's life was stolen from him at a young age in early June when the computer he was played through overheated, and riverfarers felt it prudent to destroy his boat as a lesson for "going AFK on the water." He is survived by Balor II, son and by his friends and family, Vaku and Grandma Evangaline.

Sparrow, may he rest in piece.

Sparrow was maimed by a boar while learning the ancient art of slinging a boar to death quickly from the shore without it running too far inland. He was survived by son, Hawk. He is remembered by his friends and family.

Hawk, may he rest in peace.

Hawk was trampled by a boar, in a tragic accident. He was survived by Hawk II. He is remembered by his friends and family.

Hawk II, may he rest in peace.

Trampled in a terrible accident after he had heroically maneuvered a herd of Auroch from the shoreline, inland and out of sight of riverfolk. His death, however preventable, paved way for his friends and family to tame in safety a mating pair of cattle during an active and chaotic time in the past. May his actions never by forgot. He is survived by his son Hawk III and by his friends and family

Autumnum, may she rest in peace.

Maimed while out foraging for her friends and family, Autumnum's computer had overheated when a hostile creature wandered on camera and took her life. She is survived by her daughter, Autumnum II, and remembered dearly by her friends and collegues.

Atherlardus, may he rest in peace.

After making the trek across the hearthlands to be with Vaku, Grandma Evangaline and companion Estrild, he was killed foraging after his arrival. Always industrious, he did not take the time to heal his wounds which he had incurred in his travels. He is survived by his son, Atherlardus II, and is fondly remembered by his friends and family.

Estrild, may she rest in peace.

Her feet were fatally gnawed off by ants when she logged out, unaware that while her mind was in a safe place, her feet were not. She is survived by Estrildd, her daughter and remembered fondly by her friends and family.

[btaylor]

In Loving Memory of Arstion

A true man of the Hearthlands. Always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone in need. Taken from us too soon. Rest easy, old friend.

[Savori]

Rip Bear-banger, so as he was called.

Who used to hunt every single wild soul which he spotted in the wild. Bodies after bodies of bears and boars used to stack in the viillage center by the grace of his magesty. Then one sad day, while aiming for another stupid bear beast, his internet connection gave way and he accedently mouse-clicked on shore. Then after some scenes of bloody murder, his mate saw him lying, still besides the beast.

[Amanda44]

RIP - Minnie Miner

A dedicated miner, strong and hard working, lost her life on a rare occasion of being above ground.
After suffering some damage from a cave-in, minnie needed some fresh air, she left the cave and went walking through the grassland. On finding some four leaf clovers and feeling lucky she fed them to some hungry aurochs, in return she tried to pluck a hair to study, to her surprise the herd turned on her and trampled her to death.

Gone but never forgotten.

[azrid]

RIP in peace Cow

Killed by AD. High ping boat chase too stronk. He deserved the death that came to him.

[amasarac]

RIP egg

The fifth Aurochsen hair proved too much for the herd. The herd proved too much for egg in about 3 seconds.

[HarryDresden]

RIP, Lichs Are Bitches, died of unknown causes.
RIP, Bob the Skull, my little buddy, died of Ants.
RIP, Kebab, died of failed attempt at Kebab Removal.
RIP, Yansy, SilkSy and whatever other incarnations of him that have died. A good villager.
RIP, Kiven, he left scents in our cave, removing traitors. The cave was then broken into and he was the only one force summoned.


RIP, The Legion of Bears. We shall not rise again. God rest ye. It's been fun Haven, but I'm done trying. Simply not worth the effort.