funny stupid jokes to pull on new and old players

[kitsune121x]

number 1 punch out a noob in say fair going to cut his cock off and put it as inventory and place a creamy cock in his inventory so when it gets up we'll think he has his cock in his inventory

number 2 punch out a new player give him full plate armor

number 3 death by leeches punch out the noobs loot all the stuff and insert leeches

number 4 destroy a boat and watch the new players sink or old dumb ass

number 5 this one is over rated fill up their cabinets with frogs


assert your own jokes/dick moves in the thread

[Arcanist]

Find a village member AFK with something over their head.
Surround them in boulders, then agro them from a distance.

Or this:

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

If you time it properly, you can lag drink a glass of wine from a container while not looking in it, making for some super spooki wine vanishing.

[cyrus9586]

This was from a village member.
Find noob/s give them a bunch of metal coins. Leave. They will think they are rich and find out they are worthless.

[Eemerald]

someone used to leave mansion signs in random places around village...so you'd get stuck everywhere u went without understanding why initially...needless to say they went through a painful exile!

[NOOBY93]

If you time it properly, you can lag drink a glass of wine from a container while not looking in it, making for some super spooki wine vanishing.

You can do the same with parchments. I THINK it goes like this:
Rightclick it in a box, have someone replace the box.

[longfeather]

A few of my favorites:

1. Dumping inventories of frogs and dragonflies in a house where someone is afk.

2. Waiting for a friend to afk while plowing, hide plow, replace with boat.

3. We like to troll people who are new to our group by "pretending" people they are not kinned to are raiders, etc. (This led to the invention of a game.)

4. When out in a small group we will often report back to our friends at village or wherever else that we are ko'd by raiders and get very quiet... Waiting to see who will pm first...

[Arcanist]

3. We like to troll people who are new to our group by "pretending" people they are not kinned to are raiders, etc. (This led to the invention of a game.)

4. When out in a small group we will often report back to our friends at village or wherever else that we are ko'd by raiders and get very quiet... Waiting to see who will pm first...

I will laugh when a titan is new to your group and you find yourself dead.

crying wolf is fun isn't it?

[NOOBY93]

I like making a bot that spams prince charming frog kiss like 50 times in a second near someone who alt+tabbed (also turning the sound down before)
Gives them a nice, funny, stupid heart attack

[shubla]

4. When out in a small group we will often report back to our friends at village or wherever else that we are ko'd by raiders and get very quiet... Waiting to see who will pm first...

Thats not too fun