by venatorvenator » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:13 pm
It all started in 1725 when Ozzy was a part of a brigand gang made up by Ozzy, Flea and Slash. At the time Comodo was just a hardworking farmer who lived in the couny of Danzig, the same region where Ozzy's gang used to raid. One day Ozzy spotted Comodo's farm and, more interestingly, Comodo's wife. After passionate sexy times Ozzy proceeded to kill her, mumbling something like "sorry babe there's only place for one in my life". Upon returning to his farm Comodo saw his wife's corpse beside an "I was here" runestone. In rage, Comodo raised a peasant army that burned every house and tortured every person in the region for clues about the Ozzy's gang's hideout.
Finally cornered and vastly outnumbered, Flea and Slash were killed in the skirmish but Ozzy manage to run away through the forest. In his flight Ozzy found himself in the middle of a frozen lake, where an improperly dressed lady gave him a magic sword and uttered the words "all or nothing", which made as little sense to him as it makes for you now. With renewed strength and equipment Ozzy single-handedly killed half of Comodo's peasant army, which then fled in shame. Since he was at it, Ozzy also killed the current count and took his title, declaring Comodo public enemy number one. Comodo, on the other hand, trained his surviving peasants into an elite force of suicidal marauders and declared himself the real count of Danzig. They have been fighting ever since with no clear winner on either side.
Xcom wrote:Most good things last only a short time