To All New Players

[Josan]

This is for all the new players. I am Josan and I'm here to tell all of you newbs who are the bosess and celebritys of the hearthlands. For the bosess there are the mighty killer Klaue, the successful trader Chakravanti, the notorious Delamore, the creators of the game Jorb and Loftar, the moderator Kaka, and me Josan, the UH president and the treachorous. For celebrity's well... there really is no one besides the comic drawer Flame. He draws excellent comics and you can see them here in the Inn of Brodgar. So all new players, remember your place in this game or else you pretty much die.

[sabinati]

not in it voted 1

[sonerohi]

Two mistakes. A) the inclusion of yourself. B) You excluded Caradon. His work is prominent all over the forums, from the diarrhea bass reliefs to the corn shit fresco's.

[kaka]

Would you mind referring to me as "Kaka, Lord of the Cakes"?

[ElGato]

remember your place in this game or else you pretty much die.

this goes for you too Josan.

[Kahim]

Josan no one likes you, God everyone hates you and you think you would mention Potjeh he deserves up there for taking the innitative making Novigrad what have you done beside be a retarted comic relief in forms. Gato go find and kill him agian

[Jackard]

To all new players: Have fun and try not to become too involved in intrigue. Remain levelheaded, remember that the game is still in testing and is likely to undergo many changes.






ps. please hold off any suggestions until you become more familiar with the game and the devs outlook on things
pps. ignore josan, hes a clueless windbag

[sonerohi]

Jackard presents the best advice. No matter how curious you get or how cool it sounds, don't get wrapped up in whatever it is the 'end-game' players do to each other and the surrounding areas.

[Jfloyd]

Josan, you are a dishonorable bastard. HOW could you even POSSIBLY forget Blaze!?
Blaze could blink and make your mind shrivel into a peanut.

[kimya]

i dont hate him, i love him! thanks for another hilarious thread!!! maybe flame can make a comic about Josan