F&*KING JERUSALEM CRICKETS!!

[Rallor]

Work
not so much of a distraction but when theres 4 hours untill work starts, that damn 4 hours passes like 20 mins, why cant it be like that at work aswell dammit
also the masturbating thingymajig

[Skorm]

Urge to masturbate. >__>

that doesnt really prevent one from playing haven and hearth as you can do both at the same time.

One handed MMO gaming ftw.

[saltmummy626]

Urge to masturbate. >__>

that doesnt really prevent one from playing haven and hearth as you can do both at the same time.

One handed MMO gaming ftw.

pretty handy when your taming animals.

[tatersalid]

GOD DAMN YOU! i now know what these things are! one just fell out of a book while i was cleaning my desk at work...
dead of course... but shit... still freaky

[Percival]

Urge to masturbate. >__>

*nods in agreement*

[mattym14]

Crickets killed my father.

[saltmummy626]

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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE DEAD THREAD!

Last time on "F&*KING JERUSALEM CRICKETS!!" we talked about jerusalem crickets, one handed masturbation, and how crickets killed mattym14's father. Now I bring you a new foe to the most of the time running machine that is H&H. I present to you F&*KING WASPS. Ive been stung twice in three days. the first time, it was my ankle while I slept. that's quite a way to wake up. the second time? I put my pants on in the morning and was promptly stung on the... well lets just say it hurt and it wasn't my ass. This is a distraction to me becuase everytime I see the little fuckers crawling out of the hole around the light fixture, I have to get up and kill them. I use a pair of scissors. thats what mah step father would use, my mom would put her cigarettes out on them if she could. Ive used up 6 cans of poison on them and they still wont die. *sigh* the nest is so deep in the wall, it just wont touch them... luckily, winter is coming and then i wont have to deal with them anymore. All the wasps except the queen die in the winter, and in spring, the queen leaves the old nest and never comes back. so I figure ill put up some duct tape on the hole, and hold out till winter.

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[JustasJ]

F&*KING WASPS.

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Try half filling a bottle with a mixture of sugar and water and hanging it next to the hole in the wall. Wasps will be attracted by the sugar, but will drown when they try to take it. That's what we do to prevent wasps from eating our apples in the garden.

[erozaxx]

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Did you try expanding foam? That works to me always, no matter how deep they are, the foam gets them, stick to them, fills every hole and they starve to death closed in their own nest.

[Yasgur]

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Did you try expanding foam? That works to me always, no matter how deep they are, the foam gets them, stick to them, fills every hole and they starve to death closed in their own nest.

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