Petition for a beard.

[Rift]

yea, lucky kaka and his one-of-a-kind green hair

[Cajoes]

I think that's actually a soldier helmet crafted out of a melon...

[Rift]

no, he actually has green hair.. i live with him, whenever he removes his headgear he has green hair underneith.

[Cajoes]

Well if you wear a melon all day you can expect some of it to stain eventually.

[sami1337]

Pink hair in that case..

[kaka]

Wtf?! Why do everyone think it's a melon?
It's a lime! A lime, I tell you!
What's wrong with you people? :P

[Rift]

well, none of us have heard of the limecat meme, obviously. [i actually looked it up earlier today]
That.. and well.. limes and melons look pretty similar if you remove the insides and spread it out like that.

[Cajoes]

But a lime would be too small to fit a hearthling's head!

Would go great with tea however.

[kimya]

i was told to keep it as a secret but hell, i dont care. im pretty sure youve witnessed the latest incident with rift killing raephire. now guess where he got his super-power from, to owerwhelm him? its indeed the tea. kaka puts his head in the cauldron every once in a while. his lime-hat turns the tea into some kind of magical tea. rift then sneakes into kakas cabin and nicks some mugs... THATS how he got so strong!
and now guess why jorb and loftar can run superfast? as children they fell into the cauldron!!!
but please, keep it on the down-low...

[kaka]

as children they fell into the cauldron!!!

Their real names are actually Loftarix and Jorbelix.